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Friday, January 10, 2020

Posted By on Fri, Jan 10, 2020 at 1:15 PM

I wish a certain popular Canadian coffee chain would buy a new toaster that actually toasts their doughy-ass bagels. I ask for mine to be toasted twice, and the thing is black and tastes burnt but is STILL doughy AF and not a bit of crispiness at all! I'm never buying your shitty-ass bagels again! I might as well eat a raw ball of dough. Also, could you stop putting little pinholes in your coffee lids please? What is the meaning of this? The drippage has completely ruined my new UGGS!
Do Better In 2020

Thursday, December 5, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Dec 5, 2019 at 2:05 PM

  I need to get this off my chest. Pizza shops in Halifax: Your pizza tastes great, it has potential, but…and there is a but! You neeeed to start cooking your pies for longer or at a higher temp. The bready parts are almost raw, it's so squishy and floppy. Like, it can be sort of squishy, that's what bread does when it has a lot of air bubbles, however the Halifax slice is undercooked. We need to accept this and start making crispy, properly cooked slices stat. It's not that difficult and I believe in us.
—A Single Tear

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Posted By on Wed, Nov 13, 2019 at 9:12 AM

As a healthcare professional, I felt compelled to respond to the recent "Tastes like chicken" Bitch concerning the smell of a woman's vagina. The facts given were not only inaccurate, but potentially harmful. A "fishy" odour is indicative of not only a bacterial infection but also STIs that may render the carrier infertile. If you or your partner notice a change in your feminine scent do not "keep on licking" but rather be mature enough to talk about it, just like you would if you discovered a lump in your partner's breast or scrotum.
—Please Go To The Doctor

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Sep 5, 2019 at 10:32 AM

I just had a cheat day from my diet and boy, was it a mistake. After clean eating for a few weeks, I bought a bag of potato chips. OMG what a sodium bomb! I feel my blood pressure rising with every bite. Why is there so much sodium in everything these days? I bought cheesies and sour cream & bacon chippies, but I can barely stomach them! They taste toxic. Food companies need to lower the salt in their products—it's getting ridiculous. It's not even palatable!
—Could Only Eat 10 Chips!

Monday, November 26, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Nov 26, 2018 at 12:42 PM

To the cafes around this town that have decided it is beyond their capability to butter a bagel, but will hand you a hand-wrapped cube of butter (something that likely took longer than buttering my bagel as requested): You must be curing cancer. How busy are you, really? I see you. You aren't that busy. Your cafe is empty, my bagel is crumbly, neither of us are happy here. Just butter my fucking bagel and we will continue this struggle of a relationship.
—Signed, bitter about butter

Monday, October 22, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Oct 22, 2018 at 3:50 PM

I don't give a fuck what religion you are or what your dietary preferences are, but I am getting fucking sick of the "no-bacons" coming to the restaurant where I work and not shutting the fuck up about it. We get it. You don't eat bacon. You only need to say it ONCE! You don't need to repeat it at the end of every fucking sentence; we aren't fucking idiots, we understand what "no bacon" means. Honestly this goes for anyone being a repetative little shit when they order, but to the no-bacons in particular: Shut the fuck up.
—I don't care what you don't eat, just stop shoving it in my face like you're proud of it

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Posted By on Tue, Sep 25, 2018 at 11:44 AM

Peanut butter-chocolate chip cookies?
—No!

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Posted By on Tue, May 29, 2018 at 4:47 PM

I really dislike egg shells in my breakfast sandwich. I complain and you offer me a replacement sandwich. Do I dare try again? No thanks, just my money, please. —Hungry For More? Nah

Monday, March 26, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Mar 26, 2018 at 10:17 AM

I attended a great dance performance with my sister-in-law on Saturday in downtown Dartmouth.  Sitting in front of us were a family which included 3 young, very well behaved children.  During intermission I heard one child say 'I'm hungry'.  The father gives the kids a snack.  After a few minutes I could smell this very pungent  fishy odor!  I looked at my sister-in-law, who had her scarf covering her nose and we both busted up laughing!  The lady in front of us asked the man what did you give them?  He replied 'Fish Jerky' and shrugged his shoulders.  She asked 'do kids eat that', his reply was 'apparently'.  I swear that smell lingered throughout the entire second show and with each bite of jerky taken, it got stronger.  The smell was burned into my nostrils.  It was actually hilarious but come on man, use your head!  It's a small theater and who wants to sit and inhale what smelled like a huge bucket of putrid rotting fish!  OMG the things that happen...lol!  Great time was had by all. —Casey


Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Posted By on Tue, Feb 27, 2018 at 9:21 AM

I just finished eating a foot-long, cold cut sub with cheese, thinking I was being healthy.  I just decided to look up the nutritional info to give myself a pat on the back, but wait - this fucking thing I just at was 900 calories and a whopping 50 grams of fat. Holy shit! I might as well go to a burger joint and get a meal I actually like. Way to ruin my diet, you false advertising bastards! Never again. And I'm still hungry!  I should have gotten some damn chips! —And Your Cold Cuts Are Too Salty


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