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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Tall lady with dark hair

Posted By on Thu, Sep 12, 2019 at 10:31 AM

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To the tall lady with dark hair who spoke to me today at the grocery store, saying you must really love your job bla bla bla and here's to you. I know now it's you who keeps drinking in the bathrooms. I know now it was you who put that beer can in the middle garbage. Do yourself a favour you bitch: GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS AND DRINK THERE STOP DRINKING AT THE GROCERY STORE FOR FUCK SAKE! Do you even know what a bar is duuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Take your alcholicisum and go drink at the bars, don't butter me up anymore with your "oh you're so good at your job" crap! It didn't work so fuck you bitch, go drink at the bars!
—I Know Now It's You!
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Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Bitch better have my money

Posted By on Wed, Sep 4, 2019 at 3:29 PM

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Why the FUCK does it take so damn long to get a PayPal into my account? It's 2019. We have the technology to put a man on the moon but we can't get a bank transfer to happen instantly? For fuck's sake! Banks are so annoying, I should just keep my money under my bed in a shoebox or something.
—Still Waiting For My Money!
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Thursday, August 22, 2019

I hope in the end god judges you and you end up in the fiery hell you deserve

Posted By on Thu, Aug 22, 2019 at 2:18 PM

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You think that it’s OK to hold children from someone who has done nothing, just because you feel like it. You hurt a five-year-old in the process by taking his brothers away just because you feel like it, and you didn’t fix your child’s teeth instead you went to Europe. I hate you. I wish I could never see you again. It’s too bad that your mom has cancer and not you.
—The Biggest Bitch On The Earth
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Monday, June 17, 2019

Poverty Reduction Working Group

Posted By on Mon, Jun 17, 2019 at 3:00 PM

There was a bill passed unanimously in December of 2007 by the House of Assembly: bill 94. This bill was to establish the Poverty Reduction Working Group (PRWG), whose mandate was to prepare a report for the government by June 30,2008.

You'd think the government would act on the recommendations of the PRWG, after all the work that the group did. I think that the PRWG was listened to because they don't listen to common sense. My point? All this work was for nothing. The government puts on a good front, but in the end it flip-flop. Two entities that care less about poverty are the politicians and the very wealthy. These are the people who lie, cheat and steal to get what they need to succeed in life.

It's true, and I do not see those people helping anybody living in poverty. The wealthy control all the money, so therefore, they control the government. The politicians are flunkies for the very wealthy and I don't care what kind of feedback I get for speaking out!

Truly, I believe all people living in poverty should not vote this year, because what good would it do anyway? None of the people who say that they want to help really care. When people in poverty vote for a certain person to help them, they are just being used to get votes. They don't care about people living in poverty. They never did!

So think about this: Those idiots are just telling lies to everybody. It does not take a genius to see that after all the years of lies and deceit, this has to stop. The government creates discrimination, hate and the stigmas put on everybody living in poverty. The working people create a lot of the stigma. What a way to treat your fellow Canadians, use them, then toss them aside like garbage. Help other countries poverty but not your own! What have Canadian people become? Feed other countries without a second thought, but if your own people need help, well that is when people living in poverty are discriminated against. I guess if you close your eyes there is no poverty HA!

You would rather help with other countries' poverty issues than fix your own country. What's up with that? Wake up people, charity begins at home—or did most of this country for get that!
—A very concerned citizen

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Monday, November 26, 2018

Speaking of abuse

Posted By on Mon, Nov 26, 2018 at 12:24 PM

To the woman that pulled over your black minivan at the bus stop at the corner of Dunbrack and Main streets one morning this weekend to get out, open the hatchback and beat your dog: Shame on you!
You are lucky I am not of the generation that has the reflex to pull out a phone and videotape, because that poor pup would be taken away from you! As for your excuse, "I'm just punishing him for getting into something he shouldn't be", then don't put stuff he shouldn't have near him! As for, "It's only what his mother would do", NO! His mother would grab his scruff and give a shake, NOT hit him several times, so hard that I could hear the smacks across four lanes. How ironic that a mother dog, aka bitch, punishing its pup, is more humane than you. It's probably a good thing that I froze in anger and yelled at you, otherwise I'd be standing in front of a judge with an assault charge—and I would NOT be apologizing!
—Angry old bitch
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

To whom it may concern

Posted on Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 10:38 AM

I only addressed you once, mostly out of curiousity. I have no axe to grind with you, why would I?

I ascribed Stockholm Syndrome only because it seemed apt.

It's a scenario wherein an individual identifies with their antagonists/captors.

I mean, it doesn't take vast percipience to see that you're a pariah here. Whether rightly or wrongly. Occam's Razor suggests that the mantle of pariah is justified. But that doesn't preclude something otherwise.

There's a whole dichotomy here I obviously know nothing about.

Join the party, throw in more jokes, more humourous euphemisms.

Bitch a good bitch even if you're the only one who is going along with it. That's fine. It doesn't mean that you have to have the vitriolic spigot flowing endlessly.

Maybe all hope was lost long ago and I'm too much of a greenhorn to know it.

I tried.

---Shrike
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Thursday, October 8, 2009

It's Just a Jean Jacket!

Posted on Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 12:02 PM

Sputter!!! Jjjust a jjjean jjjacket! It's not JUST a jean jacket. That piece of history has accompanied me on my travels for over 30 years! It's a classic! A goddamn artifact! In the history of me, it is the one thing that symbolizes everything I am about. Every rip, every stain, every worn patch tells a story about my life! Me and my jacket, the places we have been, the people we have met and the events that have shaped us are all written on that jacket! Would you have me thrown aside because I am battered and scarred? You don't do that to something that is loved. I love my goddamn jacket! I am going buried in that jacket! In fact, I going to put a condition in my will that no one gets a dime if I am NOT buried in that jacket. So, think about THAT before you fulfill your promise to incinerate it one day!

Is nothing SACRED anymore??!!

---My jacket and me
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Friday, August 28, 2009

I HATE MY BROTHER

Posted on Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 2:35 PM

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

HE'S SUCH A FUCKING LOSER!!! ALL HE DOES IS SKATEBOARD ALL FUCKING DAY AND WATCH SKATEBOARDING VIDEOS AND LOOK AT SKATEBOARDING PICTURES AND WASTE HIS LIFE!!! HE'S AS SKINNY AS A POLE AND DOESN'T EVEN FEED HIMSELF!! HE LOAFS ALL DAY LONG WHEN HE'S NOT SKATEBOARDING AND CALLS ME A FAG ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON!!! HE'S SUCH A LOSER!!!! IF HE DIED I WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AT HIS FUNERAL. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHIING....LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT ONE MORE YEAR AND I'M OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COMING BACK HE CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE. MOM DONT TELL ME TO BE NICE TO HIM ANYMORE BECAUSE HES SUCH A GODDAMN LOSER!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!! IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY SKATEBOARDING VIDEO HE WATCHED ID BE FUCKING RICH!!! IT JUST NEVER ENDS1!!! UGGGH I HATE HIM SO SOS SOSOSOSOS MUCH!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! I COME HOME AND HE'S SITTING THERE, I DRIVE BY IN THE CENTER AND HE'S SKATEBOARDING THERE, HE'S JUST SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!! A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSER
LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLSER....

AND HE'S SO LAZY!!!!!! HE ASKS ME TO FUCKING GET STUFF FOR HIM~!! WHAT??? WHY WOULD I EVER GET ANYTHING FOR YOU??? DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF OBSESSING...I think he has OCD. I really do. He watches goddamn skateboarding videos all day long so much that it scares me, how much someone can stare at a screen for so long. I hope he dies so he can't watch anymore skateboarding videos in heaven. Or maybe he'll go to hell. That would be better. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH OMGO OMG ONE TIME WE WENT ON A SAFARI AND WE WERE LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS, WELL I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS, BUT THEN I LOOKED OVER AND HE'S STARING AT HIS CELL PHONE!!! WTF!!! AND THEN IT GETS WORSE I LEANED OVER TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING AND A MOTHERFUCKING SKATEBOARDING VIDEO WAS ON!!!!!

OMGOMAOGA;DHJGAHR[AOJWO HES SUCH A LOSER I CANNOT STAND IT I WOULD RATER TAPE UP MY WHOLE FACE THAN STARE AT HIM FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS AND HE IS SO UGLY HE SHOULD JUST STICK HIS FACE IN TAR AND THEN PUT FEATHERS ON IT!!

O AND ANOTHER THING...HE USED TO BE POPULAR AND STUFF AND GO OUT WITH PRETTY GIRLS BUT ONCE HE STARTED SKATEBOARDING NO NONO THAT WAS ALLL GONE!!!!! HE LOST ALL HIS POPULAR FRIENDS AND GIRLS AND IS HANGING OUT IWTH LOSER KIDS!!!! WTF!!!! HIS FREIDNS DONT EVEN TALK THERE SO WEIRD AND THEIR JUST AS OBSESSED WITH MOTHERFUCKING SKATEBOARDING AS HE IS!!! OMG I JUST WANT THEM ALL TO EMBARRASES THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF MEGAN FOX!!! THEN THEY WILL WANT TO DIE!!! OOH I HOPE MEGAN FOX SAYS TO THEM: YOU'RE ALL LOSERS B/C YOU SKATEBOARD I WOULD NEVER DATE TWERPS LIKE YOU GUYS....AND THEN THEIR SELF ESTEEM WOULD DIE AND THEY WOULD SHAVE THEIR HEADS...OMG I HATE THEM ALL I HATE ALL SKATEBOARDERS ALL THEY DO IS FALLOON THEIR FACES AND FAIL.....WTF!!!!!!!!!

---I HATE MY BROTHER
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