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hen I go up to the bank teller, it’s because I have less than the minimum $20 the ATM will dispense in my account and I need my money. When I get up to the counter, I'll say, "Can I withraw the funds in my account?" The teller then proceeds to tell me my balance (which I already know), announcing the fact that I have eight dollars and 45 cents in my account, loud enough for the whole lineup behind me to hear. HELLO! Could you not announce my net worth to the whole fucking bank please? I know how much I have in there, duh. Then the teller always asks next if I would like the whole amount. What do you think? Of course, duh! I'll take the whole fortune.
—Lower Your Voice
an some Dartmouth coffee shop please sell coffee in bulk so I don't have to get it in a plastic, non-recyclable bag every time?? I'm sure the downtown Darkside crowd would show up with their Tupperware.
ever did I think I would be a certified Halifax Angry Bike Person complaining to The Coast, but here I am. To whoever thought it would be good idea to extend the bus stop sidewalk four feet into the street on South Park Street, I sincerely wish you had not suggested this. Not only did the city yeet the bike lanes away, it now makes it dangerous to ride a bike because you have to avoid the sidewalk that pops out into the street. Once again, Halifax has robbed bikers of beloved bike lanes.
—First-time Angry Biker
To the lovely woman who saved us so graciously when we embarrassingly pulled into a MacPass Only lane: Your sweet customer service made our day! —Need glasses
f you don't value your employees' mental health over the work, maybe rethink if you should be in charge. If your employee is anxious or depressed at work, maybe take a second to think: "Am I causing this? Can I help them?" Maybe, just a thought, try giving a shit about the people who are working their ass off for you and crying at their desk and not being paid what they're worth. —Exhausted by the bad bosses of Halifax
My neighbours and I haven't had heat or hot water in three days thanks to our piece-of-shit slumlord who lets the oil tank run dry. I think he does this on purpose every now and then to save money. No tenants can use heat or hot water for a week, probably saving him a lot of money. Heat and hot water is included in the lease. I suggest you fill the fucking tank, asshole, before we make a group complaint with the tenancy board. If our rent was late, you'd sure make sure you show up on time. This bastard never does any repairs either, but pulls up in a BMW and takes many trips to Greece thoughout the year. Buck up or be sued.
—I curse the ground you walk on
Just so you all know, health care employees do not get enough sick days. Yeah, I know there are lots of people who get none at all (which royally sucks, and this should be changed immediately... different Bitch). However, I'm around germy people with questionable hygiene practices EVERY DAMN DAY, and even with thorough practice of universal precautions, those germs sometimes take my immune system hostage. So I'm sick as a dog, out of sick days, and dragging my sorry ass to work to wipe up other people's snot (and other body fluids), wearing a mask and gloves, and dousing myself in sanitizer at every opportunity to keep my germs from spreading. I should be in bed, but contrary to popular belief, not all health care workers earn the big bucks, affording them the luxury of staying home without pay. I sincerely hope your immunocompromised granny doesn't catch what I've got, but my employer expects me here since I've already used up my allowance of sick days.
—Sick and whiny
So, the temp agency called me the other day about a job opening. In order to apply, I had to complete a personality test and a cognitive test (in addition to rigorous testing done at the agency at the time I signed up). Then, I go to the interview where I answered three pages of questions (front and back). All this for a two-month temp job with shit pay. I thought I did really well at the interview. I thought, 'This job is in the bag!'
Nope! The agency emailed and said I didn't get the job. All that crap I had to go through, plus expenses of a new suit, gas money to get there. All for nothing! Why is it so hard to get a decent job in this town these days? If you apply for government jobs, you basically have to recreate your whole entire resume on their site. It takes three hours just to apply to one job! Stop this nonsense. Provide an email address so people can send you their already created resumes! Quit wasting people's precous time! Stop interviewing fuckloads of people for a short term shitty position, when any joe blow could do that job with one hand tied behind his back. Stop sending people on wild goose chases if you don't intend to hire them! I just wasted a lot of my time on your bullshit job and got my hopes up for nothing. Thanks assholes!
Dude. When I said slow down, I meant it. You split my lips in three places AND chipped my tooth. WTF! Going to work the next day (and week after) with giant, swollen lips was incredibly embarrassing. Please take some advice, Google proper kissing techniques and listen to someone when they say slow the fuck down.
—Using teeth is for experienced kissers ONLY
Hey stupidhead, Stop posting your ads under “jobs” saying you're looking for work. We are all looking for work! These people need to apply to the jobs posted, like everybody else. No employers are going to go to them after reading their crappy misspelled one-liner ads. They are wasting the time of people who are looking for legitimate jobs under this category, and we have to sift through a bunch of idiots posting want ads in the wrong category. Very annoying. Cut it the hell out! —You’re Wasting Your Time And Mine