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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Friday, July 5, 2019

Barbecue bigot

Posted By on Fri, Jul 5, 2019 at 10:00 AM

To the fat-ass  who went out of his way to interrupt my wife and her friends while they were conversing amongst themselves in their native language to tell them that they should speak in English, here’s what you should do: Mind your own fucking business.  I bet you felt like a real big shot harassing three Filipino ladies who were just trying to enjoy an outdoor event. Are you such a fragile failure of a human being that the thought of someone from a different cultural background demands that you harass them for it?

My wife was nicer than I would have been and somehow humoured your bullshit, even though she knew what you were saying was wrong. 

Oh, your grandfather was responsible for immigrants being here (whatever THAT means)? So fucking what? What right would that give YOU to tell anyone what they can and can’t say to each other, or in what language they do it?  In what language do you need to be told that we have freedom of expression in this country before that sinks in, moron?  Was your grandfather the one of driving people from their homes in the first place?  Is that what you meant? Well, your sad existence certainly attests to that possibility. 

My wife and her friends put it behind them and I’ve tried to do the same, but days later this still gnaws at me.  I want to believe that we are better than this and that cowards like you are a shrinking minority.  I want to be able to ignore this as the ranting of some asshole, but I can’t because saying nothing just emboldens dipshits like you.  Silence is complicity.  I was born and raised here and I will not be complicit in letting a limp-dick piece of shit like you be the face of my home.
—Pissed-off Nova Scotian

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Monday, July 16, 2018

Accident on the Mackay Bridge

Posted By on Mon, Jul 16, 2018 at 11:50 AM

I hope you are not injured, I'm not the kind of person to wish that on anyone. But, I hope you fucked up your sports car so bad that you have to take a bus for a year while it is in the shop. Take your keys and throw them away, you should not be allowed to drive.
—Late for supper
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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Laundry room annoyances

Posted By on Tue, Mar 14, 2017 at 11:03 AM


You do understand a laundry room in an apartment building is a shared space because other people DO exist, yes? Those other apartments in the building are occupied by humans known to you as your  fellow tenants…You've probably noticed some of them around from time to time, yes?

So... assuming you're an adult now, it's your responsibility to clean the lint tray, throw your dryer sheets in the garbage instead of leaving them in the machine or dropped on the floor and take care of the dried pieces of tissue you forgot in your pocket again.. Also it'd be awesome if you'd not leave your clean dry clothes in one of the few newer dryers for hours sometimes where some of your fellow tenants might be hesitant to touch them and take them out so they can use the machine, especially on a Sunday when the room is most busy.

In shared spaces the right thing to do is be cool and considerate by cleaning up after yourself, unless of course your mommy or maid or robot are coming behind you to clean up after you, IDK?

Have some fuckin’ respect and consideration, pretty, pretty please —Tired of having to touch your underwear

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Friday, June 24, 2016

Bad Rads

Posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the person who screamed "NO FUCK THIS FUCK YOU" and on and on during the moment of silence at the LGBTQ vigil: fuck YOU. Silence isn't how you want to mourn, alright. It's apparently "not how to grieve." But screaming all of that did one thing: it made all the other queer people around you afraid. All anyone did the rest of the night was look nervously behind them, ready to move if there was danger, hands on phones to call for help. You'll say your rage should be validated or some-such bullshit, but here's my rage, so validate it: you're a petulant asshole. You wanted to create fear, and you did it. I'm sure you feel good about it and won't be accountable; congratulations on your accomplishment, whatever that was. The rad activist clique in this place is nutso. I can't wait until all you smug jerks move to Toronto. —Solidarity For-never
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Friday, May 27, 2016

He's such a better cook than you all

Posted on Fri, May 27, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Instead of behaving like teenage girls how about you get a clue and pay attention to what he's doing? If only one of you is capable of plating good-looking food and he is the problem - Well, maybe it isn't a problem and the rest of you are. —Tired of New York-styled Bullshit
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Friday, May 8, 2015


Posted on Fri, May 8, 2015 at 4:00 AM

You talk about how pathetic it is for rappers around here over the age of 30 to be still trying to make it yet you sell Mary Jane out of your shitty little apartment, with your shitty no furniture and your shitty attitude at almost 35 years of age. You say you're an honest guy and people call you a dickhead because of it. WRONG, there's being honest and then there's just being an asshole. You go to the gym all the time, brag about your connections to dangerous people, whine about how women are all the same and complain about how no one is loyal. You are trash, you are a wanna be gangster, you are a fcckboy, you are everything that is wrong with men in general. You say people don't want to be near you until they need something? There's a reason for that. —ThoughtYouWereAFriend
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