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Thursday, December 5, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Dec 5, 2019 at 2:05 PM

  I need to get this off my chest. Pizza shops in Halifax: Your pizza tastes great, it has potential, but…and there is a but! You neeeed to start cooking your pies for longer or at a higher temp. The bready parts are almost raw, it's so squishy and floppy. Like, it can be sort of squishy, that's what bread does when it has a lot of air bubbles, however the Halifax slice is undercooked. We need to accept this and start making crispy, properly cooked slices stat. It's not that difficult and I believe in us.
—A Single Tear

Monday, July 8, 2019

Posted By on Mon, Jul 8, 2019 at 3:34 PM

To the lovely woman who saved us so graciously when we embarrassingly pulled into a MacPass Only lane: Your sweet customer service made our day! —Need glasses

Monday, February 8, 2016

Posted on Mon, Feb 8, 2016 at 9:12 AM

If I had the money i would give to every charity that asked. But I don't! I'm just a carpenter, we don't make much per hour. I give when I can. However, as long as there are millionaire's and billionaires on this planet, i don't think the the working poor should be solicited for money. $16 hr doesn't go far enough for me to have to worry about charity. There can not be rich without poor. —Tapped out

Friday, October 30, 2015

Posted on Fri, Oct 30, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Everytime I get on top you start going crazy like a jack hammer drilling into a ceiling. Relax a little. A bit of grinding is fine, stop bucking me off like a mecanical bull.. This is no fun. I know I'm not just speaking for myself here.. I've had several friends also tell me their man tries to hump them like some crazy animal from the bottom. No need to rush, lay back and enjoy the ride. —Cowgirls TRYING to ride on Cowboys

Friday, April 3, 2015

Posted on Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 4:30 PM

To the dude who drooelled all over his woman's pussy, sounds like you took one for the team. I get it though, once your down there you feel obligated. Haven't you ever learned how to discreetly do the sniff test? First you reach downstairs for a diddle in the middle, digging deep into those sugar walls...then with the same hand, you cup the breast while going in to suck the nippel...while your nose is conveniently near your fingers, you discreetly inhale and do the sniff test. That way if she aint fresh, you can just forgo the oral insteadof drooelling all over her like a saint bernard. —Your welcome

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Posted on Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I fucking hate you. You are a subpar human being, and you'll most likely amount to nothing because you can't get your fucking shit together. It's been five fucking years of this bullshit, isn't it about time you got over it??? ADD. depression, anxiety, an eating disorder, fucking being molested as a kid... There are 7.2 billion people in the world, you think you're the only one who's having to deal with that shit? And yet you don't see anyone else fucking up as badly as you always manage to. Stop making fucking excuses for yourself and stop playing the victim. It's taken four years for you to finish a program that should have taken less than two. You have no fucking friends, you're failing all your classes (FUCKING AGAIN), wasting money, and just generally being a waste of human flesh. You can't fucking manage to do anything right. You even killed your fucking fish. Fucking SIX YEAR OLDS manage to take care of fish, and here you fucking are in your early twenties fucking that up too. JFC, you'd think the 5 different kinds of medication you're fucking on would help you somehow become a productive member of society, but NOPE, that's not fucking enough to fix your amount of fucked up crazy. Please, just fucking stop all this shit. Your mom is eventually going to get tired of your shit just like everyone else, and THEN where will you be? Please, just... I just need to stop being like this. Please. —My Own Worst Enemy.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Posted on Thu, Feb 12, 2015 at 12:00 PM

Thank you again to the pretty lady who picked up my library CD off the ground and gave it back to me on the bus. After waiting for more than an hour in the storm for a bus, only to fall flat on my face while running after it when it finally came, you were definitely my silver lining. —Clumsy Commuter

Posted on Thu, Feb 12, 2015 at 12:00 PM

At 5am Friday morning, I was shoveling my driveway from a rampageous snow storm of biblical proportions. Then suddenly a snow plow charge up the road in my direction. My heart stopped. The man looked at me, smiled, then plowed my driveway flat, like a smooth hot pancake on a crispy cool morning. Thank you Mr. Plow! —Relieved Area Man

Posted on Thu, Feb 12, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I imagine the sidewalk ploughers are getting a lot of hate today, but I noticed you go the extra mile to push sidewalk snow out of the way of my driveway and not leave it piled up there. Appreciated. —Jenn

Posted on Thu, Feb 12, 2015 at 4:00 AM

[Image-1} Thank you does not even come close to how grateful I am, for the young lady who returned a purse to a shop on Dresden Row on Thursday. You didn't just save someone time and money trying to replace those cards and cash, you saved a life. Literally saved a life. I wish I could explain more. I need you to know that you are an amazing, honest, kind person and I strongly believe when you do great things, then great things will happen to you. THANK YOU!!! —Mama bear

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