Socks over pants

by Team Coast on March 5, 2020 at 10:18AM

Watch out for that spider!

by Team Coast on January 26, 2020 at 4:11PM

New dude on the scene got you interested? Seems to always be flirting with you without really saying anything?

Puppy dog–eyed poet proves poopy partner

by Team Coast on December 20, 2019 at 10:10AM

She knew from the start. She said that something about him made her uneasy, like she wasn't really wanted.

Line cutter at Vegfest

by Team Coast on October 4, 2019 at 9:13AM

To the young man at Vegfest with the half manbun: You thought you were the first in line to get the coffee from Just Us!—but you weren't. You actually cut right in front of me. I was in the line much longer than you.

Ride sharing

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 11:51AM

British Columbia is introducing a ride sharing legislation in November, meaning there'll be room for Lyft and Uber to follow. The friggin' NDP government?

You. Are NOT. A CURATOR. (nice album collection though)

on October 1, 2015 at 4:00AM

Ahem. Hipsters, please, please, please stop using the word CURATED in reference to your; album collection, selection of vintage clothing, lists of restaurants, band line up for your rock festival, shit you like on Pinterest.

MAN BUNS AND THE NEXT HAIRY THING

on June 11, 2015 at 4:00AM

I have nothing, in theory, against the man bun...but what is it with you guys that have to follow every trend, one after the other? Sure, when I was in high school I gave a shit about things like that, but then I became a man. You seem to need to follow every new development in the hipster universe to appease your longing for attention.

Vaping, E-cigs et. al

on May 12, 2015 at 4:00AM

... they look even douchier than a cigarette. This huge tacky looking thing stuck in your mouth that you're drawing so hard on your cheeks suck in.

You're not God!

on April 24, 2015 at 4:00AM

No matter what the conversation, you know everything there is or ever was to know about this particular topic. You are always right about everything you say, and you always say a lot.

Good Friday wasn't All That Good

on April 6, 2015 at 4:00AM

Okay, I understand you people and your holidays, a little time off to chill and be with your family but "Good" Friday? I was there, it wasn't all that good.