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ear Valued Customer: When I ask how your day is going and you snap “just looking,” it takes every thread of self control not to punch you in the throat. News flash: I don’t actually care whether your mom died five minutes ago or you’re getting married tomorrow. I’m just doing my job. If you can’t be decent enough to reply “fine, thanks” just do me a favour and shop online.
— Seasoned Seasonal Retail Employee
Every year I am amazed at the rampant greed that's starts on the day after Halloween...every year I am disgusted. Your greed ruins the fakiness of the fakey, fake...fer fucksakes season. —Grinch
Why does Christmas fucking suck every year. The shitty music, the shitty movies. Nothing is fucking open for days. Everything is locked up tighter than a fart. You can't even get a package of cigarettes. The liquor store is closed and the scum sucking drug dealer wont answer his phone. FUCK ALL YA'LL MERRY MUTHERFUCKERS!!! Wake me up on January 3rd. —This is some bullfuck!
know what, family? i don't want to celebrate xmas with you. I didnt shop for 2 of your because you betrayed me and acted like children (even tho one of you is not a child). Thanks for your understanding... not. So xmas is gonna be ssuuuppper awkward now and the only reason why I'm not getting a hotel room for xmas is 'cause that would make it worse I think. Why would I shop for you? We've barely said 3 words to each other since shortly after the end of November... I really fucking hope you didn't get me anything 'cause neither of you are getting shit.
---fucking contrived stupid cash grab of a holiday
Someone needs some WUV
Now grated, the flyer hadn't going through the store's legal department but to question and kick up a fuss and hold a lineup for over 20 minutes because you were trying to find the batteries that were supposed to be on sale in the flyer... fucking ridiculous.
it's bad when I wait in a grocery store line with only 2 people in front of me longer than the fucking insane costco lines.
I mean, I've told people I don't mind wandering and getting lost in crowds, but not for unnecessary bullshit like that!
If you couldn't figure it the fuck out, then get your groceries and go to fucking customer service.
---about to go balliztic on your aZz`
Thanks for showing up to my Christmas party uninvited, helping yourself to the food I prepared for everyone, being a total douche to my girlfriends, and taking a 40 of rum out of my fridge when you left. It was great to have you in my home.
---The 'Rich Bitch' who wouldn't play the blues for you.
First, someone stole the lighted Christmas penguins from our yard. Now someone has stolen our two lighted deer. What's with these people? We decorate our house so everyone can enjoy the lights in this dark time of year. People who steal holiday decorations are pathetic losers.
At the risk of being bitched at by bitchers because I work retail and I should just "get a better job" (which is a whole other bitch in itself)...
It is the week before Christmas. If you were too stupid to shop before now, don't give me shit because a bunch of other people got to the Christmas lights before you. I don't order the stuff, and no, I *can't* explain why we don't have any left (except that you're shopping for them THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
You can deny it, but...
I'm sorry. I cannot donate to your cause this year or next... or next. Possibly never again. You send out your army of volunteers to collect hard earned money from people with good intentions. You promise salvation to those you serve. I'm sure that 90% of that money goes to families who are truly in need.
Screen your recipient families please!! I don't appreciate learning of parents who are gifting laptop computers and other expensive electronics to elementary children while receiving sponsorship from your organization! These people are not needy... only greedy!
And to the bitch who is accepting these gifts for her children... I hope that as your children open those donated gifts, you imagine the truly deprived child sitting giftless under his/her tree (if they have one) and realize you quite possibly are the reason he/she got nothing for Christmas!---Keeping My Cash
Fuck. I hung a long string of Christmas lights around the ceiling of my living room while pecariously balanced on a chair. They were great to look at when turned on last night. I got up this morning and they won't turn on. And I broke one of the bulbs trying to figure out which bulb was loose. And now I have no extra bulbs that fit this string. Fuck.
---Can't Get a Break