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Holiday Hater!

Thursday, December 19, 2019

'Tis the season

Posted By on Thu, Dec 19, 2019 at 12:43 PM

Dear Valued Customer: When I ask how your day is going and you snap “just looking,” it takes every thread of self control not to punch you in the throat. News flash: I don’t actually care whether your mom died five minutes ago or you’re getting married tomorrow. I’m just doing my job. If you can’t be decent enough to reply “fine, thanks” just do me a favour and shop online.
— Seasoned Seasonal Retail Employee

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Monday, November 6, 2017

Merry Fucking Xmas (again)

Posted By on Mon, Nov 6, 2017 at 4:37 PM

Every year I am amazed at the rampant greed that's starts on the day after Halloween...every year I am disgusted. Your greed ruins the fakiness of the fakey, fake...fer fucksakes season. —Grinch

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Sunday, January 3, 2016


Posted on Sun, Jan 3, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Why does Christmas fucking suck every year. The shitty music, the shitty movies. Nothing is fucking open for days. Everything is locked up tighter than a fart. You can't even get a package of cigarettes. The liquor store is closed and the scum sucking drug dealer wont answer his phone. FUCK ALL YA'LL MERRY MUTHERFUCKERS!!! Wake me up on January 3rd. —This is some bullfuck!
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

no xmas presents for haters.

Posted on Tue, Dec 22, 2009 at 2:23 PM

know what, family? i don't want to celebrate xmas with you. I didnt shop for 2 of your because you betrayed me and acted like children (even tho one of you is not a child). Thanks for your understanding... not. So xmas is gonna be ssuuuppper awkward now and the only reason why I'm not getting a hotel room for xmas is 'cause that would make it worse I think. Why would I shop for you? We've barely said 3 words to each other since shortly after the end of November... I really fucking hope you didn't get me anything 'cause neither of you are getting shit.
---fucking contrived stupid cash grab of a holiday
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Monday, December 21, 2009

SS batteries

Posted on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 at 11:57 AM

Now grated, the flyer hadn't going through the store's legal department but to question and kick up a fuss and hold a lineup for over 20 minutes because you were trying to find the batteries that were supposed to be on sale in the flyer... fucking ridiculous. it's bad when I wait in a grocery store line with only 2 people in front of me longer than the fucking insane costco lines.
I mean, I've told people I don't mind wandering and getting lost in crowds, but not for unnecessary bullshit like that!
If you couldn't figure it the fuck out, then get your groceries and go to fucking customer service.
---about to go balliztic on your aZz`
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Happy Holidays

Posted on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 at 11:39 AM

Thanks for showing up to my Christmas party uninvited, helping yourself to the food I prepared for everyone, being a total douche to my girlfriends, and taking a 40 of rum out of my fridge when you left. It was great to have you in my home.
---The 'Rich Bitch' who wouldn't play the blues for you.
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Unhappy holidays

Posted on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 10:35 AM

First, someone stole the lighted Christmas penguins from our yard. Now someone has stolen our two lighted deer. What's with these people? We decorate our house so everyone can enjoy the lights in this dark time of year. People who steal holiday decorations are pathetic losers.
---the whos
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No I am not a Holiday Hater

Posted on Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 10:34 AM

At the risk of being bitched at by bitchers because I work retail and I should just "get a better job" (which is a whole other bitch in itself)...
It is the week before Christmas. If you were too stupid to shop before now, don't give me shit because a bunch of other people got to the Christmas lights before you. I don't order the stuff, and no, I *can't* explain why we don't have any left (except that you're shopping for them THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

'tis the season to be greedy...

Posted on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 10:28 AM

Dear Charity

I'm sorry. I cannot donate to your cause this year or next... or next. Possibly never again. You send out your army of volunteers to collect hard earned money from people with good intentions. You promise salvation to those you serve. I'm sure that 90% of that money goes to families who are truly in need.

Screen your recipient families please!! I don't appreciate learning of parents who are gifting laptop computers and other expensive electronics to elementary children while receiving sponsorship from your organization! These people are not needy... only greedy!

And to the bitch who is accepting these gifts for her children... I hope that as your children open those donated gifts, you imagine the truly deprived child sitting giftless under his/her tree (if they have one) and realize you quite possibly are the reason he/she got nothing for Christmas!

---Keeping My Cash
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Christmas Lights

Posted on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Fuck. I hung a long string of Christmas lights around the ceiling of my living room while pecariously balanced on a chair. They were great to look at when turned on last night. I got up this morning and they won't turn on. And I broke one of the bulbs trying to figure out which bulb was loose. And now I have no extra bulbs that fit this string. Fuck.
---Can't Get a Break
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I squint so it looks like I'm smiling

Posted on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 8:28 PM

I hate, hate, hate it when people smile at me when I am not smiling at them...I have a habit of showing my teath when I'm squinting if the sun is too bright or if it is cold. Don't smile at don't know me and I don't know fuck xmas
---grimace screwed on tight
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Garbage goes in a garbage can...

Posted on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 8:26 PM

So I understand what it's like when you're carrying a coffee, doing your holiday shopping and suddenly realize that your cup is empty, and you need a place to put it. It's especially tough in large stores, where garbage cans aren't plentiful and the cash is a lengthy jaunt away. But why, in a little store in the mall with friendly employees who would gladly throw your cup out for you, do you have to leave your crap lying around the store. First I found the sleeve to your coffee on a table. Then I found the actual cup on the shelf. Then I found candy wrappers in a basket. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Do you have to go back to watching Sesame Street so Big Bird can teach you how to put your garbage in the garbage can? Seriously! Ask the staff to throw it out for you, or wait until you leave the store and put it in one of the many garbage cans throughout the mall!
---'Tis the season to piss off retailers...
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Monday, December 7, 2009

To the grinch who stole the Christmas penguins from our yard

Posted on Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 9:47 AM

We don't know why you hate Christmas. Is your head not screwed on right? Are your shoes too tight? Maybe your heart is two sizes too small (or maybe you don't have one at all?). We wish you the Christmas you deserve.
---The Whos
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Sunday, December 6, 2009


Posted on Sun, Dec 6, 2009 at 9:37 AM

if you don't go to church year round, but celebrate christmas your just showing people how selfish and greedy you are...only in it for the gifts. not the birth of the sun. if it was about family you'd celebrate this holiday weekly...or do you? we need to remove gifts from x-mas, and just be this nice year round and burn the church. X-mas isn't an excuse to be an over-consumer even though we use it as one.
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Screw Christmas!

Posted on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 2:33 PM

Yes, I said "Christmas", but I mean any of the ridiculous retail-driven holidays where people think "This is the time to be good to one another" and turn into assholes as soon as they're in a retail environment.
This holiday originally had nothing to do with a big fat guy in a red suit or presents, or any of that shit, and somewhere along the line marketers turned it into a profit-bearing salesfest.
Screw off with the presents and money-grubbing already, I'll be holing myself up in a room until the buillshit's all over.
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