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Thursday, August 15, 2019

Dogs don’t talk human

Posted By on Thu, Aug 15, 2019 at 2:17 PM

I see it every summer. Stupid people who take their dogs out for walks in a heat wave in the middle of the day. Do you realize how hot that pavement gets on a blistering day? Your dog cannot tell you their paw pads are burning and that they're suffering. Dogs are at the mercy of the intelligence—or lack of it—of their masters.

Please put protective pawwear on your dog's paws before you make them walk for miles in the hot sun with no protection, or leave them at home where they should be. And please bring water for them, too. Today I saw a poor dog being walked with no sign of a water bottle anywhere on the person who was walking the poor animal. Hope they were close to home.
—Pant, Pant!!
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Monday, June 17, 2019

Free the Leash

Posted By on Mon, Jun 17, 2019 at 3:08 PM

WTF Halifax? Long Lake Provincial Park, over 2,000 hectares and nary a centimetre dedicated for dogs to run and swim, unless you risk being fined. There is room for all. FTL (Free the Leash).
—Johnny FTHC
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Monday, April 15, 2019

Here, doggy, doggy

Posted By on Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 1:59 PM

To entitled dog owners: It is very uncool you think your canines are so obedient that you walk them off-leash in public spaces. In these public spaces are people who are afraid of dogs, people who have dogs with issues and children. It's obvious that these entitled owners have no respect for others. I feel entitled to take that dog I see off-leash to the SPCA. A caring owner wouldn't let their dog roam free, so it's obviously lost and uncared for. Right?
—I love my dog
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Wednesday, January 11, 2017


Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:00 AM

There seems to be a serious lack of dogs in The Coast, specifically Beans. —Young Wiz
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