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Friday, October 18, 2019

Glug glug glug

Posted By on Fri, Oct 18, 2019 at 1:14 PM

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I love my job BECAUSE I'm drunk! I'll drink in the washroom all I like, thank you very much. What cha gonna do about it? I have an hour lunch break to kill, so chug a lug, it's cheaper than a pub. This Bud's For You, bitch!
—It's 5:00 Somewhere!
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Friday, September 20, 2019

Ready to drop your pitchforks yet?

Posted By on Fri, Sep 20, 2019 at 12:12 PM

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Toxic callout culture mob mentality "warriors"—are you ready to drop your pitchforks yet? Callout culture is ending, and everyone now notices how every time your group disagrees with people or has conflict, they're cancelled. YOU are scarier to people in the community than the people you cancel, but people are too afraid of your social power to stand up to you—mostly for fear of being blacklisted and isolated from any community contact. How does it feel knowing that the marginalized and underprivileged hoard that you blacklisted from accessing any resources in their own community are coming back with a vengeance? Have you come to terms with your own privilege? Are you able to move past your own stumbling blocks? Hmm.
—Human Fucking Being
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Thursday, March 9, 2017

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Posted By on Thu, Mar 9, 2017 at 12:44 PM

Why do you keep on deleting my bitches? —Me




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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

The Bitch Squad

Posted on Tue, Oct 4, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Why is it, that every time a bitch is posted, all the commenters in the peanut gallery gotta take the opposite position every fucking time? It's always the same obstinate diatribe, day after day, week after week. Please find something to do with your time.. go outside... get a job... become a productive member of society. Nobody is buying your illusory superiority or your pseudo-exceptionalism bullshit. —Get over yourselves
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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Social "Justice" Warriors

Posted on Wed, Feb 17, 2016 at 4:00 AM

For everybody who wants Cindy Day fired for making a comment that was arguably not malicious is being absolutely ridiculous. Yes, having somebody lose their whole livelihood over something that personally offended you is totally proportionate. The comment wasn't directed at autism, it said he wasn't a meteorologist and that he was wrong about a storm. It was directed at his work. What? You think autistic people need you jumping out from behind your keyboard and saving them from anything critical or negative? I personally think Frankie is awesome at what he and doesn't need the paternalism behind hundreds of mean Facebook posts. Do you actually believe that ganging up and tearing a local to shreds online for a comment with no intentional malice behind it makes you a better person, brings social inclusivity, promotes kindness? Or do you just like the validation you feel when you join the mob? —Douchey doesn't make the world better
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Monday, February 1, 2016

Invented diseases - not discovered

Posted on Mon, Feb 1, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Fibromyalgia, Gluten Intolerance, Candida, Thyroid, ADHD... Just stop with all these fake diseases. Stop being a drama queen with your over-active imagination, looking for sympathy. Change your diet, lifestyle and get your lazy ass to work. —I call bullshit
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Friday, September 11, 2015

Tim Hortons adult daycare

Posted on Fri, Sep 11, 2015 at 4:00 AM

It is so frustrating trying to find a seat in any Tims around here because they are ALL overrun with clusters of old-farts and retirees between 7- and 11:30 am taking up every seat in the place! Folks should not be allowed to take up all the seats for two hours at Tims sipping a small coffee with their ONE TimBit... it ain't friggin' adult ddaycare, old folks! Go volunteer, get a part time job- or something, but don't live at Tims two to three hours every day. Just see how fast store managers would call the cops if packs of teenagers did the same thing every day. Welcome to Nova Scotia... no seating available! —Narco65
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Friday, June 5, 2015

I am tired of hearing about Omar Khadr

Posted on Fri, Jun 5, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I am tired of hearing about Omar Khadr as theb"victim". He is in no way a victim of any sort. He fought in a war and killed a US serviceman. The true victims are the family and friends of the soldier that was killed. Khadr did his time at Gitmo and his alleged mistreatment is based on Khadr's testimony. Should we believe that Khadr's story is true? Should we believe that Khadr is a changed man? I think not. —Bluesnozer
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Monday, April 6, 2015

Bitch lover hypocrite

Posted on Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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While I thoroughly love reading the daily bitch session the coast provides us freeloaders with daily(maybe this should be a love the way we love post?) I always end up thinking....maybe, just maybe if the people posting these bitches actually took the time to express their anger,frustration,disappointment etc in an honest way to the the people who have perceivably wronged them, instead of posting passive aggressive letters that maybe, just maybe they can find resolution through human contact and dialogue —love the bitch, bitch through love
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Saturday, March 28, 2015

Get Out of The Way Losers

Posted on Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Hey all of you pedestrians, cyclists and drivers of small, energy efficient vehicles! Yes, I'm talking to you! Stay out of the way of my large all wheel drive vehicle. Don't you know that we manly men perched up high in our expensive vehicles have a god-given right to drive as fast as we want regardless of road conditions? In fact, the more slippery and snowy it is the more impressive we become with our four wheel drive vehicles churning up snow as we fly by the rest of you losers. And the chicks really dig us, don't you know? I see them looking at us in wonder- in wonder of our manly greatness! Ta-ta for now losers. Don't be jealous! —Macho man
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Panhandlers

Posted on Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Ok this bitch is going out to the three stooges at the Windsor Street exchange always begging for money. Stop fucking waving at people being all cheerful and shit while we all head to work, making money and a living the right way. I am not going to give away my hard earned money to you! Oh and watch where you walk, hopefully a car doesn't hit you!!! —A worker up the street
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Street education: it's ass-fault!

Posted on Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Dear general population, the material used to construct our streets is asphalt. It is pronounced ASS-FAULT, not ash-fault. Take a good look at the spelling. When you say it wrong it makes you seem like you don't know how to read. Saying ash-fault would only be acceptable if you are indeed illiterate. —Lover of the streets
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Saturday, March 14, 2015

get a life! and a job!

Posted on Sat, Mar 14, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I see you walking down my path way ever single time I know where you live! you walk passed my house then you walk passed Westmount school then you walk passed the Halifax shopping center then you walk down that other path and I think to my self do you even have a fucken job!? I knew you down go to school and I know you problley don't have a job! so my advice to you buddy ever single fucken time I see you is this get a life and do something with it and get a fucken job! for fuck sakes! —i know where you live!
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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Inaccessible Protesters

Posted on Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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So you want the city to be accessible but you protest at 4:00pm on a Friday afternoon walking down the street during rush hour? You guys are the biggest fucking joke... seriously though, you're probably all unemployed hippies who are on social assistance or EI sucking money from the government because you're a bunch of losers. Grow up and put your free time to use by shoveling the sidewalks instead of fucking up the weekend for the working class who provide you with your free government money. —I Worked Today, Did You?
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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

To the sobbing idiot at Joe Howe superstore

Posted on Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Holy Jesus, could you have been more obnoxious? 20+ year old woman literally having a sobbing tantrum at the return desk, crying and collapsing to the floor. *sob**gasp* *wail* "I don't have any moneeeeeeey!!" Bitch, you didn't have your receipt for your goddamned case of pop, what the fuck do you want them to do about it? And we all know you probably just took it off the shelf to get money for drugs, you strung out-looking, junkie fuck. —i just want to buy lemons, shut the fuck up
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