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Friday, October 11, 2019

Praise be, bitch

Posted By on Fri, Oct 11, 2019 at 9:18 AM

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Did we really assign a man to interview one of the most important feminist writers of our time? We're better than that, Halifax. What could have been an enlightening, relevant interview was totally cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
—Under Her Eye
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Thursday, October 3, 2019

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

Posted By on Thu, Oct 3, 2019 at 10:33 AM

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Attention voters: Ask yourselves this, as you try to figure out which political party deserves your support on October 21: Will your party really, truly attempt to address child poverty in this country? Health care? Climate change? Public safety? Veterans’ mental health? Electoral reform?

Will it matter if the Conservatives form the next government, or the Liberals or the NDP? The probable answer to all these questions: Fuck no.

Anarchy isn’t the answer, of course, but electors are fooling themselves if they think the next gang to hunker down in Ottawa will manage national issues any differently than previous members of parliament. I have been voting since the 1970s. REAL change hasn’t happened in Canada yet.

Perhaps my grandchildren, when they’re old enough to vote in 16 years, will have more positive results to report.
—Hoping For A Brighter Future
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Thursday, September 19, 2019

Phone zombies, no bag limit

Posted By on Thu, Sep 19, 2019 at 10:55 AM

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Phone zombie! Why do you walk around crowded busy streets staring at your phone? Phone Zombie! You are a hazard to yourself and the general public at large. And you not only look like an insecure fool, you are an embarrassment to the human race at large. Perhaps stopping and moving out of the way of others would be a better approach to communications? It's illegal to drive and operate your phone. Why not elsewhere too? Phone zombie! You got to go!
—Enema Bandit
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Wednesday, August 21, 2019

"Have a nice day" rings hollow

Posted By on Wed, Aug 21, 2019 at 3:06 PM

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Nice sunny day, sitting outside a cafe on Spring Garden, was relaxing until a panhandler decided to stand in front of me and tell everyone to "have a nice day." It's like listening to a parrot. He couldn't care less if you have a nice day, he just wants your change. If people would just ignore panhandlers, there would be far fewer of them. I'm sure the tourists think the whole works of us are losers.
—Haveanicedayhaveagreatdayhavanicedayhaveagreatday
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Sunday, August 4, 2019

Who needs porn when there's the local library?

Posted By on Sun, Aug 4, 2019 at 10:13 AM

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I love my community library, but the school kids are using it to make out in during the school days. Staff turn their backs—thanks! Now I genuinely hate going to the library because it's like milď soft porn with teens. Yuuuuck.
—Do Your Jobs, Librarians!!
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Friday, August 2, 2019

Pride Parade bitch

Posted By on Fri, Aug 2, 2019 at 9:29 AM

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I want to thank the bitch in the pink t-shirt that ruined my Pride Parade.
I am a 66-year-old gay man and I have attended the every Pride Parade in Halifax from day one. I choose my spot in the shade and set up my chair two hours before the parade on Spring Garden Road across from the old library. You showed up just as the parade was coming and started taking pictures, blocking my view. I asked you to move, telling you I had been there for two hours before the parade started so I COULD SEE. You were very rude and didn't. Show some respect—THINK about others! Next year I hope you use your head and show respect, because I might not be around to ask you to move.
—Tom
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Saturday, July 27, 2019

Posters down

Posted By on Sat, Jul 27, 2019 at 9:25 AM

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Back at the beginning of June, a local community group had a big yard sale. Many posters were stapled to many hydro poles across the north end. Today plenty of those posters remain, with a number ripped off and thrown to the sidewalk and streets. It would be nice if the sale organizers could organize a take down poster event…as should other people who plaster poles with their yard sale posters, etc.
—Be A Litter Quitter
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Thursday, July 25, 2019

Pissed off at "slow" traffic?

Posted By on Thu, Jul 25, 2019 at 11:12 AM

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Last time I checked, we don't have any autobahn roads in NS with no speed limit. If you think driving 160 is OK on public highway, you are being an ASS. Yes, the "slowpoke" doing 120 in the left lane was slowing you down, that is because he was only somewhat above the speed limit while passing people, instead of driving like an utter ass. Where the hell are you going that it is so urgent? Get a grip, or get a membership on a private circuit track and drive 200+ if you are serious about driving stupid fast. Don't put other people at risk with your entitled attitudes and dangerous driving habits.
—Pissed Off At Entitled Fast Drivers
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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Go back west and don't come back

Posted By on Tue, Oct 9, 2018 at 2:53 PM

To the crybaby and his entourage out dining downtown during the recent convention: The server advised you twice about liquor laws that restrict your underage companion from being in the bar section after 9pm. They even suggested sitting in the main restaurant to you instead. So you had a hissy fit when 9pm rolled around and he had to leave. You even stiffed the server on a bill over $800. You know the kid has to tip out, right? He lost money serving your sorry ass. What an asshole you are.
Another diner nearby
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Monday, August 27, 2018

Behaviour that gives cyclists a bad name

Posted By on Mon, Aug 27, 2018 at 10:38 AM

I'm an avid commuter and recreational cyclist, and my bitch is about a cyclist. I'm in my car, going north on Windsor Street, at around 3:50pm. As most of you know, Windsor Street has a cycling lane. All of a sudden, a cyclist comes careening down the centre of the road, going south, and takes off the passenger side outside read view mirror of a white SUV as he zooms by. I couldn't believe it. No wonder drivers get irate! Not to mention the cyclist could easily have lost control, flipped and landed straight into my windshield and fallen in front of me as I ran into him, as I was just feet back when it happened. These dare devil incidents where lives are endangered should be prosecuted. I hope the SUV driver reports it. Granted, cyclists often do things like riding on the sidewalk but if they dismount in the presence of a pedestrian, (considering there isn't adequate cycling infrastructure) that shouldn't be ticketed. But it's always a few that give the activity a bad name—and this guy today did a lot of damage in that respect.
—Careful cyclist
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Thursday, January 4, 2018

Perforce over the cliff we go

Posted By on Thu, Jan 4, 2018 at 12:43 PM

I can't fucking believe the state of the world. I can't believe that a species that lived in caves 30,000 years ago, that eventually went to the moon, is just deciding to chuck it all. We shouldn't go out like we are. —Last One Turn Off The Lights
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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Lottery Frickit

Posted By on Tue, May 2, 2017 at 9:51 AM

The odds of winning the lottery are less that getting hit by lightning. Every time I have to stand behind you in line while you check 20 tickets and then buy 10 more, I pray for the lightning bolt. —Just want to get on with my day





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Thursday, July 28, 2016

To the person screaming YAHHHHHHH at the Pride parade....

Posted on Thu, Jul 28, 2016 at 4:00 AM

When you screamed in all our ears at your excitement for the drag queens but then just as loudly BOOO'ed the participants you didn't like, I think you were missing the point of the event. Inclusivity is what those events are all about and if you feel the need to shriek your disapproval for the police, teachers union, SPCA, et cetera—when they are all united in their support for the same cause—you should just stay home next year. —Irritated Bystander
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