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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

F for fail!

Posted By on Wed, Jun 20, 2018 at 10:40 AM

I went into a local hardware store to buy four feet of chain. The young employee who assisted me paused and asked me, “uh, how many inches are there in a foot?” WTF! Shocked and wide-mouthed, I figured he must have been pulling my chain…nope! (Well, sort of…) So, not to judge, I retained my composure and politely said, “um, 12 inches.” He then started to measure a 12-inch length on the 48-inch ruler attached to the the shelf! WTF round two! After recovering from my face palm, I said, “just pull it out to the 48-inch mark…no sense doing that four times!” WTF KID! You must be part of Generation F, because the future is clearly fucked! —G. Rant

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Friday, June 8, 2018

Scholarly scatterings

Posted By on Fri, Jun 8, 2018 at 5:44 PM

Students heading home, just leave your trash, couches and other furniture anywhere you wish.  Do not worry, someone else will clean it up. It will be all nice and clean for your return in the fall. So much for eco-friendly youth…you friggin' slobs. —JOFA

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Monday, November 20, 2017

Coffee shop public washroom etiquette for millennials

Posted By on Mon, Nov 20, 2017 at 4:22 PM

...who don't seem to have been taught this stuff by their parents, teachers, etc.  f it's an all-gender public washroom, a CLOSED DOOR means that someone is on the other side of it.  Ipso fatso, you DO NOT rip said door off its hinges, breaking the lock mechanism, trying to get the door to open, nor do you batter the door in with your shoulder, catching that someone with their pants down and scaring the hell out of them. YOU KNOCK and wait long seconds for an answer.  Finally, when it's YOUR turn and you're finished doin' your business, DO NOT CLOSE THE DOOR when you exit this public washroom; leave the door ajar so that other patrons know it's available. —Am I Going Too Fast For You


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Monday, September 4, 2017

Stay away from downtown

Posted By on Mon, Sep 4, 2017 at 4:00 PM

The mindless masses have returned. The students have returned and they're as self-absorbed as always. I was at a bus stop, five of us waiting and the last person to arrive was a millennial. He promptly walks up to be first on the bus! No excuses, just rude. then I was going into a bank, two people ahead of me,when the blonde texting zombie decides to stop in her tracks to read a text message. Imagine, blonde and a millennial and texting. I have to feel sorry for someone that is so codependent!! Really sad that she isn't able to go to a bank on her own. I see Independence as a measure of maturity. But how can you grow up when you don't own your own mind! —I'll Stick To Online Shopping





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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Open letter to my favorite toys-for-me store.

Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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In order to improve your lego display, please consider the following: - you have stocked too many lego sets in the $89 and higher price. I have a hard time convincing my mom to buy these. sets in the $25-$45 ranges are easier to ask for. It's not all that difficult, just put less parts in each box then price accordingling - I have a lego catalog and I browse the lego websites. For a major store, I find your selection is old. Only 1 of the 5 new sets are available at your store. - $15 lego sets. I have many uncles, aunts, grand parents, etc. They would love to buy me a $15 lego set, but not a $89 set. Your shelves are in the $15 section are full, but there are only 2 different sets. See the problem with this? —father repeating his son's concerns to you
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Monday, November 21, 2016

Old Drugged Driving Entitlement

Posted on Mon, Nov 21, 2016 at 12:21 PM

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Seriously old people,why do you drive your cars on multiple pain meds and god knows what other types of mind altering, man made chemical pills your gullible souls shoved into your bodies every single retired day?"Doc knows best!"Sure he does love incentives from big pill companies and certainly not your health ok.. You seniors are getting behind the wheel of a giant piece of metal all slowed down hesitating into slow motion,can't even turn your necks to look both ways backing up or turning due to past ailments and other health issues because of PRESCRIPTION PILLS. Then you old brainwashed motherfuckers have the nerve to spout off about Trudeau legalization of marijuana and worried about "safe roads" and needing some type of breathalyzer????HA! HA! Blows my fucking mind. Some of the worst drivers on the road who are on all sorts of medications a.k.a DRUGS! with some even having horrible side effects including death.......Yet you go on and on about evil marijuana and how bad the roads will be when it is legalized hahahahaa! IDIOTS! The roads are already bad BECAUSE OF YOU and YOUR LEGAL PILLS! Not "the stoners" as you call it based on your 1950's caveman education system of the day. The ones driving on weed right this day are in fact driving better and always have been driving better than you brain washed seniors who think the sky will fall since a Conservative politician told you so. Get off the drugs your doc pushed on you and turn in your drivers licenses before you kill someone who has an entire life of pot smoking ahead of them ye'old Conservative rats. Time fixes everything,you will all be extinct soon. Drink up! —Gravedigger
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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Drinking problem

Posted on Wed, Nov 16, 2016 at 4:00 AM

to the stupit alcoholic who was drinking 2 faxe beers in the mens mall washroom tonight heres a message to ya you alcoholic GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS AND DRINK THERE!!!!! GOT IT! don't drink in the mens washroom you alcoholic take your drinking problem to the bars and drink there got it and stay there! you alcoholic! —drink at the bars
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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Plastic bags

Posted on Tue, Nov 8, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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What is with you students?! Groceries everyday, and you can't figure out the reusable bags?!?!? You are all wearing backpacks and the reusable bag could be stored in there, until you get to the store—where you go ever day, which is great! You gotta eat. I'm not sure if i'm alone on this one, but the planet could use less plastic waste. And this is the number-one offender!! Never mind the packaging required to keep shit processed food “fresh.” What a joke. Don't fret though, just try to remember a bag when you go to the store to buy stuff, ok? —Taylor
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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

You know they should not own a drivers license when.....

Posted on Wed, Oct 26, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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Fine! I am a D.I.N.K (Dual Income No Kids) I know you judge me and other's like me because you feel we have no real responsibilities in life (by responsibilities I mean kids) and live somewhat selfishly. But guess what I am probably judging you too.But why not if you could only see yourselves, if your in a crowded venue and can loudly hear a man and women talking and they are joined with their with kids for some reason they believe they are entitled to bless us all with their "Family Chatter" as I call it, which includes everything from where stuff should be located in their baby carriage to loudly replying their son or daughter's questions and the exchange is at least 20db larger than anyone else in their immediate eco system.What ever happened to common courtesy? Is this a learned lesson in life or should everyone be aware of this basic sense of decency. It's like, what I see drivers around the city, if you are driving in a normal car of standard length and feel that it is required to make a wide right hand turn which actually propels your vehicle into the adjacent lane to the left of your car forcing that driver to know make an adjustment so they don't hit your car, you probably need to go back to drivers school, because your back tires will pivet and do the job for you. So my question is should we have mandated by the government parenting training, so that as a society we establish a social standard that everyone is held to? —Bedford N.S Resident
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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Ear Stretching

Posted on Wed, Oct 19, 2016 at 4:00 AM

So how does it feel now that you have stretched your earlobes to shit because you were young & stupid enough to put a three inch disks in them? Now you expect a 'normal' job & no one's touching you with a ten foot Q-Tip so what's the game plan now? Maybe you could use a twist tie to secure the loops behind your head. Same goes for stupidly thought out tattoos, like getting Fuck You! tattooed on your knuckles. Nice one! —There's A Fortune To Be Made in Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery
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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Clown posse of fear

Posted on Thu, Oct 13, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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This is not the kind of civil unrest we need at the moment. There are more important issues we need to be dealing with. What we need is to take back our communities. Take back our safety. Citizen groups on patrol. Almost everyone has a cell phone. Call the police. Using fear as a tactic against the public is as wrong as you can get. If they had an agenda to torment political establishment or corporate greed, I could understand a bit, but terrorizing women and children is criminal. I imagine vigilante groups will start up soon and it will get even worse by Halloween if it's not dealt with. The cops suck. Their training is ancient and the whole police construct needs to be rearranged, but for now, we the people should be able to call them and use them to chase the buggers off at the least. If we the people let them know we're not gonna stand for that shit, they will change their tune or face obvious establishment punishments. We as a collective people have tremendous power, and sometimes when you don't use something for a while, you forget how it works. The crazy things going on in our side of the globe right now, we've got to do something quick. —Maybe not
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Thursday, October 6, 2016

Cheating pokeplayers

Posted on Thu, Oct 6, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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Rules exist to level the field and to measure someone's skills based on how they play the game in those rules. When you have thousands of people play a game and one or two decide they want to cheat, it ruins it for so many others, and for what, bragging rights? Power? Using multiple accounts is fucking cheating, and jacking every gym in the city to level 10 while using multiple account pisses on everybody playing fairly. You two really are pieces of shit, and you're not even subtle about it. Anyone watching knows that once one of you takes a gym, then your other accounts slide in there right after and all of a sudden the gym gets jacked. Fuck you both. Play honestly or please fuck off and stop playing because you really do ruin it for others. —Pissed off pokeplayer
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Monday, September 19, 2016

Shut Up & Keep It To Yourself

Posted on Mon, Sep 19, 2016 at 4:00 AM

If I dare express an honest opinion these days, it's met with confrontation and rage that I don't support every fucking lame-duck cause there is. Like most charities with top heavy administrations where the actual research gets about 5% or less. I'm sick & tired of public opinion, so tired of the self-righteous zeal & 'shove it down your throat because it's politically correct' sensibilities.

So, in future, don't fucking ask me about anything 'cause I'm just going to smile and nod. I will lie to you because that is what you want to hear or will avoid you totally. I will not engage with rage. —Sick of Big Flapping Mouths Who Say Zip/Zilch/Nada

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Monday, September 12, 2016

Peeing on your neighbour's property

Posted on Mon, Sep 12, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Hi students - pretty sure your apartments come with bathrooms. There's no need to come outside to take a piss on your neighbour's property. Ewww... no-one wants to watch or smell that. Please have some common decency and use the toilet. —Peggy Walt
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Thursday, August 18, 2016

Where in HFX?

Posted on Thu, Aug 18, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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I have been searching like mad trying to find a place that has decent reviews where someone in their early 40s can go and shake what their mama gave them to some good dance music on a nice large dance floor. It’s been a while since I have been out and now it seems to me that anyone that is not in their twenties gravitates to old rock band taverns with little or no dance floors. I certainly cannot be the only older woman looking to cut a rug with our newer music? —Thanks
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