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Thursday, November 7, 2019

Tastes like chicken

Posted By on Thu, Nov 7, 2019 at 2:16 PM

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Fish odor syndrome is real and common. I'm so sick of the spread of misinformation out there. Everyone seems to think the fishy smell means bacterial vaginosis. Very rarely is that the case. If you smell like fish, it means you probably recently ate fish! I spoke with my girlfriends about this and they agree it happens to them, too. When you eat fish or seafood, it can take up to 72 hours for it to get out of your system.

So ladies, don't let uneducated idiots make you feel like there's something wrong with you. If you eat a whole pot of seafood chowder, you better cancel all your dates for a week. It's called science. Quit callin' women dirty and educate yourself. For your information, the smell comes back 10 minutes after a shower. There is no infection, itch or discharge. So shut up and plug your nose!
—Keep On Lickin'
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Saturday, November 2, 2019

Love the way we cringe

Posted By on Sat, Nov 2, 2019 at 3:43 PM

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This one's to you, The Coast. That’s right, you! Are there really so few "Love The Way We Love" submissions to choose from that you have no choice but to publish so many that seem to depict a "nice guy" misreading the supposed signals a woman was sending their way? They remind me of a Craigslist "missed connections" section—although somehow more embarrassing to read.
—Cringing2Death
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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Another calm and reasoned bus Bitch with a side of male tears

Posted By on Thu, Oct 31, 2019 at 10:18 AM

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Big shout-out to all the extra Y Chromosome types who are so starved for attention that they feel an entitlement to block the front entrance and share with the driver their autobiography, snippets of life-affirming wisdom and observations about the state of the world. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down.
—Ross A. Parksandrec
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Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Rudeness just ruins my day

Posted By on Wed, Aug 7, 2019 at 9:42 AM

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  To the man sitting in his car outside the Superstore in the BLIP last week: I apologized sincerely several times to you after my mini shopping cart bumped into your passenger side door. I expected grumpiness and momentary irritation (understandable) but the moment the cart touched the door, you began screaming at me. I continued to apologize but instead of accepting my regret at this minor mishap, you escalated in volume. Even once you got out of your car and saw that there was zero damage, you continued at high volume.

This is the first (and, I hope) last time a shopping cart has gotten away from me (I am well into middle age). I am thankful for both of our sakes that there was no damage to your vehicle. I am left shaking my head at your level of anger and lack of manners. A simple "It's OK but don't do it again" would have sufficed on your part.
—Maybe it was the heat?
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Monday, January 14, 2019

Love? Nothing like it

Posted By on Mon, Jan 14, 2019 at 1:38 PM

Pathetic excuses for monogamous men. Why are you engaged if you don't respect or love your fiancé? You're a childish, video-game-obsessed lame loser. Your fiancé wishes she never met you, and regrets the entire wedding plans. Regrets introducing you to her friends, family and getting a puppy with you, ever moving in with you—and being the source for your cool new life and all of your ideas that came from her. I hope you get what's coming to you for being a total jerk, always disagreeing with her and never ever honouring her as the confident woman she once was before you. She was already hurt, damaged by a terribly hard and difficult life, and healed herself in every way. Now what's left? You never stuck by her through the worst days of her life, and now she's leaving you. Despite all of the negativity she was facing, she still made time to cook you dinner, be warm, loving, stay beautiful inside and out and keep the spice alive which you never appreciated. Not hard to tell why your first girlfriend left you for your best friend. You heartless, neglecting abuser.
—Devastated darling
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Monday, August 13, 2018

Please sir, may I have some more...

Posted By on Mon, Aug 13, 2018 at 11:43 AM

...room for my balls? WHO is designing men's underwear?
—Bodacious
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Thursday, November 2, 2017

Single father. Forever, apparently…

Posted By on Thu, Nov 2, 2017 at 9:47 AM

I am kind, down-to-earth, professional, and attractive. Oh, and yes, a single father. Does the last thing really negate all the things before it? So much so that I can't even get one date? Really? Not one interested woman? I have kids ladies, not small pox. I know that the idea of being in a long-term relationship with someone who already has kids is a hurdle. But love is love. Why not get to know the person before making any decisions? You never know, you might find that a package deal is a great deal! Or, just keep searching for Mr. Right at your local dive bar. I'm sure that will go well. —Stop Saying Where Are All The Good Men


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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Dear XBrendon

Posted on Wed, Oct 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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Hi X Brendon,

I had the pleasure of reading your innappropiete public rant all the way to school today (as well as all over my campus). As great as it is to have had witnessed a single person manage to make a mess of the Southend with your paper trail of crazy ranting, please, next time- grow the puck up and deal with your personal matters privately instead of publicly shaming a girl. Your actions are ludicrous and whatever this girl has done,( or possibly not done but you just think she has done), doesn't require the entire city's population to become involved. Time to put your big boy pants on Brendon —Annoyed

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Thursday, May 21, 2015

Public Shaming

Posted on Thu, May 21, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I can't believe public Internet shaming has now become a thing. People who shame others think they’re so righteous. What's wrong with just telling the person to shut their mouth, or piss off? Why video them just to ruin their lives? Internet shaming is morally wrong, and equally as bad as online bullying. I hope this trend comes to an end soon. It is a form of social control, to keep us acting "properly" in public. Public shaming should become illegal ASAP. Please do yourself a favour and put your cell phone cameras away. It's self-destructive. —Not interested in being shamed into submission
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Monday, January 19, 2015

Men Paying on Dates

Posted on Mon, Jan 19, 2015 at 8:09 AM

Why is it ok to joke about this and say that a date where a man doesn't offer to pay is a "fail"? Isn't that so sexist? Assuming that women, obviously being lesser than men, don't have the means, wherewithal or ability to handle the complexities of a retail financial transaction? That's pretty damn awful to me. Where are the feminists beating their chests about this issue? I hear it referred to almost daily and there is even a hashtag about it now. —What's good for the goose isn't good for this gander.
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