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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Watch out for that spider!

Posted By on Sun, Jan 26, 2020 at 4:11 PM


New dude on the scene got you interested? Seems to always be flirting with you without really saying anything? Got a sob story about why he's here that seems too good to be true? Yeah, it is. Get the back story. His gender politics are shit, he's really hurt a lot of people and just moves on. (PS - He doesn't even wanna fuck you. He just wants to make sure his garden gets watered.) — The Last Fly

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Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Hey boy boomers

Posted By on Tue, Dec 24, 2019 at 11:11 AM

Dear men,
Women on the bus don't want to talk to you. Or more accurately, they don't want you to talk at them. Does she have headphones on? Is she reading? Or is she employing these strategies just to signal to you (because yes, this is about you) that she doesn't want you to talk to her? Keep your anecdotes to yourself.
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Friday, December 20, 2019

Puppy dog–eyed poet proves poopy partner

Posted By on Fri, Dec 20, 2019 at 10:10 AM

She knew from the start. She said that something about him made her uneasy, like she wasn't really wanted. His words said one thing, but his actions or lack thereof said quite another. But all the nice little things made her overlook the warning signs. He never asked her to be his therapist, but like many women we've been socialized to want to "save" these poor, hurt, brooding men who "have a lot of potential" if they could just get their shit together. He never mooched or leeched, was never abusive, but their dynamic was toxic and codependent. She gave more than she had to give, and should have been able to see that he couldn't be what she needed him to be.

This very good-looking man needs to grow up a lot and become a hell of a lot more accountable, or else he will continue to hurt people in this community with his casual carelessness. We all have our shit. The longer you don't deal with yours, the more it hurts those around you, whether you realize it or not. She should have ended it ages ago. She is hurting a lot and wants him to get better even though it's over, but she needs to want HERSELF to get better even more.

She can do SO MUCH BETTER. SHE IS AMAZING AND WORTHY OF SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY ABOUT HER, not someone who sees her as just casual and convenient.
—On Behalf of An Incredible Woman Who Is Worthy of Love

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Friday, November 15, 2019

Dirty man

Posted By on Fri, Nov 15, 2019 at 9:40 AM

I am calling out the man with racist tattoos who always wears the same sweater. This man has been tested positive for HIV and is still sleeping around with women UNPROTECTED. This man has raised his hands to every woman I know of that he had relations with, and then cries afterwards. He's a racist bitch ass woman beater everyone should be aware of.
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Friday, October 11, 2019

Praise be, bitch

Posted By on Fri, Oct 11, 2019 at 9:18 AM

Did we really assign a man to interview one of the most important feminist writers of our time? We're better than that, Halifax. What could have been an enlightening, relevant interview was totally cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
—Under Her Eye
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Friday, September 20, 2019

The shitty lover!

Posted By on Fri, Sep 20, 2019 at 9:09 AM

Responsible polyamory is NOT: Agreeing to be "open" and then not seeing or speaking to your partner for weeks, only to show up at her birthday party while she's trying to run things and casually mention, "hey love you lots I'm feeling frisky again I'm available for that now" and in the same breath, "oh by the way I've been seeing some other people"—WITH DETAILS about the people?? Like, she doesn't wanna find that out in that moment. That's a sit-down conversation. Or maybe you've already agreed to be poly and not share when you're seeing other people.

But YOU show up, you're already drunk and high and she's stressed out trying to host a party. She hasn't heard from you in ages and you just drop in and catch her the one moment she's alone and she feels cornered and—UGH makes me so mad that hot guys get away with that shit. She didn't deserve that. You don't even know how much you hurt her. She should have dumped your ass ages ago. She can do SO much better.

I hope the other people you're "casually" seeing can see that how you behave is NOT OK, and they don't make excuses for you. I hope you can get your shit together and stop using alcohol and weed to avoid your problems! There are a lot of people who care about you in this city! But the more you act like that, the fewer they will be.
—Friend Of Your Ex (I Was There)
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Thursday, May 2, 2019

Pixie pantyliners piss me off

Posted By on Thu, May 2, 2019 at 12:09 PM

I just spent the better part of 10 bucks (8.99) on what I thought were maxi pads, only to get to work and realize I had bought stupid panty liners. The picture on the front of the packaging looked like a puffy maxi pad and the writing on the packaging that read "daily liners" was really small. So basically, I'm sticking 5 of them together, wondering whose vag were these stupid things were even made for? A barbie doll? A pixie dust fairy?

They don't even hold a thimble full of liquid. 10 minutes into my shift, I already feel a crime scene flowing in my pants. What a waste of time and money. Stop selling these useless fucking things! And what's with 10 fucking bucks for rags? And why are women's products still made with carcenogenic materials? 10 bucks a month to get cancer. I might as well buy a pack of cigs too and call it a day. What a bunch of bullshit! If men bled, shit would be free!
- Bloody arsed, bitchy and broke

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Monday, March 4, 2019

Have some self-respect

Posted By on Mon, Mar 4, 2019 at 5:45 PM

Piss-and-shit-stained nasty ass sweet pants? Leave them at home. Man buns and flip flops? Fuck off. You're done, losers.
—Walking with coffee
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Monday, December 3, 2018

Not my first crosswalk

Posted By on Mon, Dec 3, 2018 at 3:22 PM

I looked all four ways at the intersection, because I knew the darkness would make me hard to see. You cut around the woman in front of you, stopping centimetres from me. I raised my arms. You yelled, asking if it was my first crosswalk. It wasn't—but apparently it was yours?
—Not sorry I gave you the finger
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Monday, November 5, 2018

To the white guy who yelled at me from his BMW near Dal

Posted By on Mon, Nov 5, 2018 at 12:51 PM

Go back to Oakville.
—Tired of entitled men
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Dear home wrecker

Posted By on Mon, Nov 5, 2018 at 12:26 PM

Yes, I saw the texts you sent him. You didn't care that he is a father of three with the youngest being a month old. You just wanted my husband and you didn't care about the family you were trying to destroy for your own pleasure. You messed with the wrong girl because I'm not having any of that. You even quit your job so you wouldn't see me. Guess what? You may think it's over because you blocked me on all types of social media, but you are wrong. Your loving boyfriend WILL know what a disgusting girl you really are. I will get the last say in this, NOT you. Bye, Felicia
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Monday, October 29, 2018

Saturday night strikeout

Posted By on Mon, Oct 29, 2018 at 4:23 PM

Why is it that whenever I go out to a bar, men will ignore me all night, until I walk out the door at closing time? Then, they all pounce? They even yell after you as you walk off down the street. Hello! I was in the bar all night. If you can't put in the work, buy me a drink, invite me to dance and chat me up, then you can fuck right off! You slummy, grimy, last-chance-for-romance losers need to up your game or go home and beat it.
—Still single
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Monday, October 22, 2018

Mr Ontario French Record Geek

Posted By on Mon, Oct 22, 2018 at 3:43 PM

Please stop harassing women who don't want to date you. No means no. Please leave this city. We have to avoid the North End because of you. We will continue to tell every woman not to date you. You make us feel unsafe and scared and we don't want your obsessive stalking behavior to make any other women here afraid.
—Two women who have your number and are stronger together
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Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Male tears

Posted By on Tue, Oct 16, 2018 at 5:08 PM

Girlfriend, you seriously need to pressure wash your area. It smells as if someone left an open bottle of porter and a half-eaten donair on the sidewalk for a week. In August. That may pass muster when welcoming the vernal equinox, but since it is, as you are so fond of saying "Getting, rather than giving is a feminist issue," you need to meet the rest of the world half way.
Yes, that's Tiger Balm I'm putting on my upper lip.
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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

No good men in this town

Posted By on Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 11:45 AM

You grown men wearing skinny jeans and big bushy beards look stupid. Ain't got two nickels to rub together. All these scuzzballs not worth a damn. I'm a beautiful woman and should have a husband to take care of me. Why do I have to work these awful jobs? Why are men such pansies in peter pan pants? Where are all the well-groomed rich men who dress like men? No men know how to treat a lady anymore. It's all tinder fuckboys. No fancy dinners. No flowers, no candy, no jewlery. Just pay your own coffee at Starbucks? Really dudes? Is this the best you can do? Man up!
Still single
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