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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Face the muzak

Posted By on Tue, Mar 27, 2018 at 4:02 PM

Whatever happened to piping in instrumental elevator music in public places? I realize it was rejected by the baby boomers in favour of “With Or Without You” and “Patio Lanterns” being blasted out of tiny speakers, but now I can't shop for my groceries without being subjected to a nothing but a public piano for any kid that knows how to play “Heart & Soul” or “Chopsticks” to practice on.  With the second Cold War looming upon us and life more hectic than ever, let's bring back the soothing balm of musical wallpaper in places that suck to be in. —Elevator Rider


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Friday, May 15, 2015

YOUR TICKET HAS A SEAT NUMBER ON IT

Posted on Fri, May 15, 2015 at 4:00 AM

To the bald asshole in the red jacket who was playing musical chairs at Avengers last week and giving everyone attitude when he was repeatedly asked to relocate - your IMAX ticket has a seat number on it. If you can't figure out assigned seating, then maybe you should wait for the DVD next time. —ROW E, SEAT 9
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