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Friday, November 29, 2019

Own your mistakes, clown

Posted By on Fri, Nov 29, 2019 at 9:32 AM

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To the older gentleman who decided to yell and beep at me, driving disturbingly close to me in your ill-timed attempt to turn left as I crossed the street at the Young/Robie intersection Sunday afternoon. I refuse to move through the world without publicly voicing that you are in fact the one who is lacking intelligence in this situation. I started crossing with 11 seconds on the clock. I was three-quarters of the way across when you misinterpreted when to take a left turn and decided to roll on up into my personal space.

Once you realized your error you took offense to it, but I guess you couldn't comprehend a world in which you made a mistake so you decided to honk and throw your arms up in frustration. I still had one second when this occurred and then the warning light came on which you pointed to. Let me educate you. If a pedestrian approaches a crosswalk and the hand is flashing that means you should not attempt to cross. I was already most of the way through the intersection when it appeared, which meant I still had time to cross. You, sir, were in the wrong and you can suck my proverbial dick.
—Courteously Correct
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Thursday, November 21, 2019

"You know it, Fatty"

Posted By on Thu, Nov 21, 2019 at 10:05 AM

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I was just walking across the street when a short little dweeb of a guy also crossing in the opposite direction passed me and said this rude comment: "You know it, Fatty!" I know what? Next time you try to disparage a girl, can you at least try to make sense? WTF, dude. You look like a little schoolboy twerp and act like one, too. This isn't high school. Who goes around saying shit like that to women? Fuck you! Grow up and learn some social skills.

I'm not sure what made you feel the need to try and ruin my morning with your bullshit remarks, but it didn't work. I know I look good. Phat is where it's at. You look like a limp little pissant, mad at the world, walking thru life with your little pink pecker full of hate.
—Yah I'm Hawt And I Do Know It, Bitch
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Friday, November 15, 2019

Dirty man

Posted By on Fri, Nov 15, 2019 at 9:40 AM

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I am calling out the man with racist tattoos who always wears the same sweater. This man has been tested positive for HIV and is still sleeping around with women UNPROTECTED. This man has raised his hands to every woman I know of that he had relations with, and then cries afterwards. He's a racist bitch ass woman beater everyone should be aware of.
—C.N.
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Saturday, November 9, 2019

Stadium

Posted By on Sat, Nov 9, 2019 at 9:36 AM

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Halifax don't have the money to build football stadium, but I know a shipyard in the city that might have a few bucks to build it and name it after them! Any guess who it is?
—Easy To Solve This Problem
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Thursday, August 22, 2019

I hope in the end god judges you and you end up in the fiery hell you deserve

Posted By on Thu, Aug 22, 2019 at 2:18 PM

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You think that it’s OK to hold children from someone who has done nothing, just because you feel like it. You hurt a five-year-old in the process by taking his brothers away just because you feel like it, and you didn’t fix your child’s teeth instead you went to Europe. I hate you. I wish I could never see you again. It’s too bad that your mom has cancer and not you.
—The Biggest Bitch On The Earth
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Sunday, January 10, 2010

From the Girl in the HOT PINK ECHO

Posted on Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 6:01 PM

I would just like to quickly reply to the gentleman who decided to take ten minutes out of his pitiful mistake of a life to create some idiotic remarks about my gorgeous love mobile.

In my defense, it is not my fault that you have nothing better to do than tear down people who try to make the world more colorful and jubilant. It seems clear to me that your cynical witticisms about MY car (which I, as in ME, paid for and therefore rightfully chose the color) are a reflection of your displeasure with some aspect of your contemptible existence.

BUT, I digress. The real reason I'm writing back to you is to give my word that I have NEVER yelled at anyone for looking at my pink car. Why would I paint it pink if I did not want people to look at it genius? So not only are your pathetic comments offensive, but fabricated.

BUT. Have a great day :)

---The Fabulous Girl in the HOT PINK ECHO
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