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Tis the season

Thursday, December 19, 2019

'Tis the season

Posted By on Thu, Dec 19, 2019 at 12:43 PM

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Dear Valued Customer: When I ask how your day is going and you snap “just looking,” it takes every thread of self control not to punch you in the throat. News flash: I don’t actually care whether your mom died five minutes ago or you’re getting married tomorrow. I’m just doing my job. If you can’t be decent enough to reply “fine, thanks” just do me a favour and shop online.
— Seasoned Seasonal Retail Employee


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Friday, March 24, 2017

Weather sucks

Posted By on Fri, Mar 24, 2017 at 10:01 AM

Fuck winter I’m done when is summer gonna come bring warm weather —Angry weather woman





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Sunday, February 19, 2017

You're fired

Posted By on Sun, Feb 19, 2017 at 12:28 PM

OK, the new city snow manager has to stop. There is no reason that the snow couldn't have been pushed further back the first storm instead of 3 feet from the curb. You can start paying me for your snow removal. 30 cm of snow turned into a 4x4ft+ dam at the end of my driveway. No longer the cities problem and it is off the street. Now it's my problem. I have plowed and this is stupid. Snow that was light  now has been compacted. These kinds of decisions kill people. —Matt





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Monday, January 11, 2016

Plowing Halifax streets

Posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2016 at 4:42 PM

firts fucking time the city has to plow this year and they fucked it up from the get go.......all of the streets or the vast majority have rock hard snow/ice four (4) feet from the curbs like FUCK! If it snows again before that shit melts,it last winter all over again...who the fuck are these assholes in charge and are the plow drivers on the CNIB'S candidates for admission????? —fiddler
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Friday, December 4, 2015

NSP

Posted on Fri, Dec 4, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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So you gave my son a blinking light at the parade of lights. Turns out two kids ate the batteries when their parents were obviously keeping a close eye on them. Now I get a ten dollar Sobeys card for returning it. Thank you! I also tried to pry open the battery compartment to no avail. It chipped/split my nail and still wouldn't open. I guess this is a bitch about my own stupidity because my finger hurts like hell and bled a little bit. Peace and happy holidays to all, except my damn finger. —10 dollar sobeys card blinking light the richer
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Friday, July 17, 2015

People that complain about the heat

Posted on Fri, Jul 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

People that complain about the heat piss me off. Are they effin' for real? We had maybe 9 snowstorms this past winter! It can go to 50c for all I care...come on global meltdown. —thanks for angst
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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Christmas

Posted on Wed, Dec 17, 2014 at 4:00 AM

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Now people, it is the silly season. But you don't have to run around like irrational impatient people looking at stores for things that they don't have anymore. After all, it's only two weeks till Christmas, and stores don't have manufacturing warehouses out behind them. The clerk or the salesperson working in the stores has no ability to get more stuff from other places except where they work. I'll cut them some slack, they're doing their best. After all they have families  too. They have family and children too. I'm looking for the same thing you are for hours and sometimes even when the stores have it staff members are not allowed to buy it first even if they see it first. So the next time you go into a grocery store or department store, it would be nice if you could say to these people “you are doing a good job,” and smile. After all, they have to put up with this 12 hours a day where some might only have to shop for an hour. And keep in mind you don't have to listen to Christmas music 24 hours a day. Even prisoners in prison camps get a break —Santa helper
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