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Monday, July 15, 2019

Shut the fuck up already

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 8:35 PM

Why, oh why, does anyone in their right mind spend good money on a concert ticket only to go and talk (yell) to their dumb, Instagram-scrolling friends? You, yes you, are ruining it for everyone else who has to stand within earshot of your inconsiderate ass. Do yourself a favour and don't waste your money — and please, do everyone else a favour and go do something else. Turn up your basic bitch Spotify algo and talk over Shawn Mendes with your halfwit squad in the comfort of your own fucking home, dumbass.—Fed up with festival talkers
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Bad sound all around

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 3:33 PM

To Halifax's favourite bar: Something has to be done about the sound quality and PA system currently in place—or perhaps those mixing the sound themselves—because I believe yours has become one of the worst live music venues in the city for actually hearing anything.

I've attended many live music events in this bar, and I'm almost always disappointed with the volume of the vocals and the projection of the sound in the space in general. But, after a recent concert where the acts were vocally inaudible, both from terrible sound mixing and quality but also the volume of disinterested patrons, I will no longer be attending live music in this space—at least until something is done.

It also seems ridiculous that big festivals town don't hold a venue accountable for quality when they are paying for world-class acts to perform in the city. It's disrespectful to the artists, and the patrons, and only reveals the lack of consideration for your audience.—Musicians who care
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Sunday, July 14, 2019

If looks could kill

Posted By on Sun, Jul 14, 2019 at 8:00 AM

Really, former employer, do I intimidate you that much? I saw a former employer around town a year after they fired me. I kindly said 'Hi.' What I got in return is an eye roll and the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen someone give. —Kill them bitches with kindness
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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Multi-level marketing

Posted By on Thu, Jul 11, 2019 at 8:30 AM

People fall into two categories when it comes to multi level marketing: They either recognize that it's a bullshit industry, or they've invested thousands in a company and are not making the money they thought they would make. Who is buying into this?—Perplexed
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Assholes!

Posted By on Tue, Feb 19, 2019 at 11:36 AM

You guys seriously screwed me and your other employees over. I was laid off over the holidays and, when I was supposed to go back to work, my coworker told me we were laid off for another month. I had to reach out to my employer to figure out what was going on. I could barely afford groceries and was eating a meal a day waiting to hear back if I had a job there, when living expenses are seasonally higher and employment is low. You only scheduled two people to run the kitchen at a time for minimum wage, which was absolutely ridiculous especially considering the weird hours and not being able to have a meal there without it coming out of our own pocket— all while trying not to lose it during a rush. You took our debit tips and taxed us on them to add to the businesses general income. Ugh.
—Tired of flipping your frozen burgers and crawling around your moldy basement
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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Job wanted

Posted By on Tue, Sep 25, 2018 at 11:42 AM

It's great to have employers post available jobs on Indeed, Career Beacon, and so on. But please, I beg of you, take the job down once it's filled! I can't tell you how many jobs are still showing up, even though they have been filled for days, weeks, even a month! I could be using my time creating cover letters , resumes and submitting to jobs that are ACTUALLY AVAILABLE.>—Frustrated job seeker
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Monday, August 20, 2018

You are going to a red light...

Posted By on Mon, Aug 20, 2018 at 4:26 PM

...let me cross the fucking street! The bus is coming!
—Robie at May
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Monday, March 12, 2018

The Criminal Code Review Board should be reviewed

Posted By on Mon, Mar 12, 2018 at 9:29 AM

Can anyone tell me why a man who killed his mother and two grandparents in 2015 has been granted unescorted day passes into the community after only three years of incarceration?  My friend who got caught selling weed and contraband cigarettes was jailed over five years ago and he's still in there, but you let a murderer out after killing three family members?  Our justice system is fucked!
—Hide Yo Grandma


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Friday, March 2, 2018

Profiting predators

Posted By on Fri, Mar 2, 2018 at 4:00 PM

First Hedley, now Nelly? What the fuck is up with Halifax continuously booking sex offenders? Jesus, have some pride and book a group who doesn't touch women against their will. Or book a group that's still relevant in 2018 at least. Last time I heard Nelly or Hedley was at a middle school dance 10 years ago. —Assaulted and Angry


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Tuesday, February 20, 2018

WTF?

Posted By on Tue, Feb 20, 2018 at 4:03 PM

So Matt Whitman retweets a certain group that a lot of people don't like...Sooo what.Obviously a lot of people like the group or they wouldn't have a group.Are these arsehole people going to tell Matt what to tweet or not to tweet from now on?He should have done the right thing and told them to go right to hell....or maybe tell them to run against him and see how far they get. —I’m On Matt’s Side


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Friday, January 12, 2018

Did the birds deceive you?

Posted By on Fri, Jan 12, 2018 at 4:30 PM

To whoever broke into my car last night: Joke’s on you, jerk! All that’s in there is a bunch of fake birds and a literal pile of dirt. I hope you enjoyed my collection of fast food wrappers and empty cookie bags before you got freaked out and ran off. You could have at least closed the dash. But hey, I should thank you. I won’t forget to lock the doors again. —Thanks For Not Taking My Dirt


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Friday, January 5, 2018

Brine...WTF

Posted By on Fri, Jan 5, 2018 at 4:00 PM

So this big tanker truck drives by squirting eight little streams of brine on the road.  In an hour the only thing left to see was eight barely visible lines of dried up salt dust.  I could lay down more salt with a salt shaker.  Is someone gonna tell me that this is somehow better or cheaper than just spreading real road salt the old fashioned way? Looks like a scam to me. —Scamwatcher


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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Different rules for city inspectors?

Posted By on Tue, Jul 25, 2017 at 9:43 AM

So WTF is with the city building inspector in Eastern Passage who blasts her music, pours grass clipping over the fence ,dumps her pool water in neighbours yards, has a wood burning pool heater (burning more than wood), smoking out neighbours with open windows, has a temporary shed for over two years, has an illegal building jutting out past her house, has a basketball net on a power pole, uses power tools all hours of the day doing under the table work while off work? And then tells a friendly neighbour she doesn't care about the neighbours and he can call the city because she is not breaking any laws...I guess rules and laws only apply to non city workers. —Karma is coming





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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Garbage police

Posted By on Thu, Jul 20, 2017 at 4:00 PM

So I put three pieces of plywood in my garbage. I checked the dimensions and they are way smaller than the size (four feet) or weight limit (75 lbs)... seems like a simple enough task to just put it in the truck. But noooo. I get a fail sticker. Seems they will take five heavy bundles, but not three lighter pieces.  Call the lady at 311 and she suggests putting them in a plastic bag. Great work, guys. —Can't they just pick up the friggin’ garbage





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