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Friday, November 8, 2019

Not enough bread to buy bread

Posted By on Fri, Nov 8, 2019 at 9:26 AM

We have a serious bread problem in HRM's grocery stores, and I'm not talking about price fixing. I'm talking about your stale-ass dunce loaves! There's no excuse for the stores that have their own built-in bakery department to be selling old-ass bread. Most of the time it's sitting on the shelves still frozen from the freezer you just took it out of…all the moisture gets in and ruins the texture. The pita bread breaks all apart when you try to make a pita pocket—it's so dry tasting, like sawdust. The bagels feel like hockey pucks and the French bread loaves feel just like a dense, soggy sponge. And don't even get me started on the cheaper stores that don't have an in-house bakery. What garbage! Don't people know good bread anymore? Also, the prices are ridiculous! I saw a loaf of cheese bread (white bread with some cheddar grated over the top) for $6.99! Seven bucks for a loaf of bread? Someone needs their head examined.
—Ain't Fit For The Birds!
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Thursday, October 17, 2019

You've got all the red pills

Posted By on Thu, Oct 17, 2019 at 10:02 AM

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To the Bitch writer complaining about anti-fascists: LMAO! How many truth pills did you take to reach that conclusion? You should really seek some help instead of venting on the internet about your hate towards others. And to The Coast, shame on you for publishing this person's Bitch wherein the person is placing a mental diagnosis on others with no proof. You're publishing abuse and it's embarrassing.
—Good Job, Ya Did Good
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Friday, September 20, 2019

The shitty lover!

Posted By on Fri, Sep 20, 2019 at 9:09 AM

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Responsible polyamory is NOT: Agreeing to be "open" and then not seeing or speaking to your partner for weeks, only to show up at her birthday party while she's trying to run things and casually mention, "hey love you lots I'm feeling frisky again I'm available for that now" and in the same breath, "oh by the way I've been seeing some other people"—WITH DETAILS about the people?? Like, she doesn't wanna find that out in that moment. That's a sit-down conversation. Or maybe you've already agreed to be poly and not share when you're seeing other people.

But YOU show up, you're already drunk and high and she's stressed out trying to host a party. She hasn't heard from you in ages and you just drop in and catch her the one moment she's alone and she feels cornered and—UGH makes me so mad that hot guys get away with that shit. She didn't deserve that. You don't even know how much you hurt her. She should have dumped your ass ages ago. She can do SO much better.

I hope the other people you're "casually" seeing can see that how you behave is NOT OK, and they don't make excuses for you. I hope you can get your shit together and stop using alcohol and weed to avoid your problems! There are a lot of people who care about you in this city! But the more you act like that, the fewer they will be.
—Friend Of Your Ex (I Was There)
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Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Have that shit ready to go

Posted By on Wed, Aug 28, 2019 at 12:36 PM

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I'll never understand how people can stand at a bus stop for 15 minutes, and it's only when the bus has pulled up and opened its door that they think to start looking in their wallet, purse, backpack, etc. for their bus pass or change. It's like, what the hell were you thinking about for the past 15 minutes? What was going through your pea brain all that time? Then of course the bus driver, and everybody else on the bus, has to sit and wait for you to get your shit together and show your pass to the driver before we can move the fuck on to the next bus stop. Get your shit together and have that shit ready to go before the bus pulls up, and stop wasting everybody's time!
—Idiots Everywhere
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Thursday, August 1, 2019

Broken hairbrush and SOL

Posted By on Thu, Aug 1, 2019 at 2:23 PM

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Tried to buy a hairbrush today at the grocery store. Not one under $15. For a HAIR BRUSH!!! Seriously??? What is the world coming to???
—Unbrushed Hair, Don't Care
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Monday, July 15, 2019

Shut the fuck up already

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 8:35 PM

Why, oh why, does anyone in their right mind spend good money on a concert ticket only to go and talk (yell) to their dumb, Instagram-scrolling friends? You, yes you, are ruining it for everyone else who has to stand within earshot of your inconsiderate ass. Do yourself a favour and don't waste your money — and please, do everyone else a favour and go do something else. Turn up your basic bitch Spotify algo and talk over Shawn Mendes with your halfwit squad in the comfort of your own fucking home, dumbass.—Fed up with festival talkers
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Bad sound all around

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 3:33 PM

To Halifax's favourite bar: Something has to be done about the sound quality and PA system currently in place—or perhaps those mixing the sound themselves—because I believe yours has become one of the worst live music venues in the city for actually hearing anything.

I've attended many live music events in this bar, and I'm almost always disappointed with the volume of the vocals and the projection of the sound in the space in general. But, after a recent concert where the acts were vocally inaudible, both from terrible sound mixing and quality but also the volume of disinterested patrons, I will no longer be attending live music in this space—at least until something is done.

It also seems ridiculous that big festivals town don't hold a venue accountable for quality when they are paying for world-class acts to perform in the city. It's disrespectful to the artists, and the patrons, and only reveals the lack of consideration for your audience.—Musicians who care
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Sunday, July 14, 2019

If looks could kill

Posted By on Sun, Jul 14, 2019 at 8:00 AM

Really, former employer, do I intimidate you that much? I saw a former employer around town a year after they fired me. I kindly said 'Hi.' What I got in return is an eye roll and the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen someone give. —Kill them bitches with kindness
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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Multi-level marketing

Posted By on Thu, Jul 11, 2019 at 8:30 AM

People fall into two categories when it comes to multi level marketing: They either recognize that it's a bullshit industry, or they've invested thousands in a company and are not making the money they thought they would make. Who is buying into this?—Perplexed
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Assholes!

Posted By on Tue, Feb 19, 2019 at 11:36 AM

You guys seriously screwed me and your other employees over. I was laid off over the holidays and, when I was supposed to go back to work, my coworker told me we were laid off for another month. I had to reach out to my employer to figure out what was going on. I could barely afford groceries and was eating a meal a day waiting to hear back if I had a job there, when living expenses are seasonally higher and employment is low. You only scheduled two people to run the kitchen at a time for minimum wage, which was absolutely ridiculous especially considering the weird hours and not being able to have a meal there without it coming out of our own pocket— all while trying not to lose it during a rush. You took our debit tips and taxed us on them to add to the businesses general income. Ugh.
—Tired of flipping your frozen burgers and crawling around your moldy basement
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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Job wanted

Posted By on Tue, Sep 25, 2018 at 11:42 AM

It's great to have employers post available jobs on Indeed, Career Beacon, and so on. But please, I beg of you, take the job down once it's filled! I can't tell you how many jobs are still showing up, even though they have been filled for days, weeks, even a month! I could be using my time creating cover letters , resumes and submitting to jobs that are ACTUALLY AVAILABLE.>—Frustrated job seeker
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Monday, August 20, 2018

You are going to a red light...

Posted By on Mon, Aug 20, 2018 at 4:26 PM

...let me cross the fucking street! The bus is coming!
—Robie at May
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Monday, March 12, 2018

The Criminal Code Review Board should be reviewed

Posted By on Mon, Mar 12, 2018 at 9:29 AM

Can anyone tell me why a man who killed his mother and two grandparents in 2015 has been granted unescorted day passes into the community after only three years of incarceration?  My friend who got caught selling weed and contraband cigarettes was jailed over five years ago and he's still in there, but you let a murderer out after killing three family members?  Our justice system is fucked!
—Hide Yo Grandma


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Friday, March 2, 2018

Profiting predators

Posted By on Fri, Mar 2, 2018 at 4:00 PM

First Hedley, now Nelly? What the fuck is up with Halifax continuously booking sex offenders? Jesus, have some pride and book a group who doesn't touch women against their will. Or book a group that's still relevant in 2018 at least. Last time I heard Nelly or Hedley was at a middle school dance 10 years ago. —Assaulted and Angry


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