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Monday, July 15, 2019

Shut the fuck up already

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 8:35 PM

Why, oh why, does anyone in their right mind spend good money on a concert ticket only to go and talk (yell) to their dumb, Instagram-scrolling friends? You, yes you, are ruining it for everyone else who has to stand within earshot of your inconsiderate ass. Do yourself a favour and don't waste your money — and please, do everyone else a favour and go do something else. Turn up your basic bitch Spotify algo and talk over Shawn Mendes with your halfwit squad in the comfort of your own fucking home, dumbass.—Fed up with festival talkers
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Sunday, July 14, 2019

If looks could kill

Posted By on Sun, Jul 14, 2019 at 8:00 AM

Really, former employer, do I intimidate you that much? I saw a former employer around town a year after they fired me. I kindly said 'Hi.' What I got in return is an eye roll and the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen someone give. —Kill them bitches with kindness
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Monday, February 4, 2019

Walking contradiction

Posted By on Mon, Feb 4, 2019 at 4:58 PM

To the guy I see on the bus all the time with the patches all over his trench coat: I just don't understand how you can have "TRUMP" and "Make America Great Again" on one sleeve, then on the other have "Nazi Punks Fuck Off". Give your head a shake and listen to the lyrics of the bands you sport.
—Jello "Ashamed" Biafra
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Monday, June 25, 2018

Ugh

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2018 at 6:24 PM

It's Cancer season for everyone who thinks astrology makes them interesting!
—The fates
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Monday, November 9, 2015

MY BITCH

Posted on Mon, Nov 9, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I love candy, fire crackers and a brisk wind on a hot day. I don't like cactus's, ferrets Lionel Ritchie and head bands. I think head bands looked cool on Terry Fox but thats about it. —Jomo
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