Thank you, tim hoho's, for being a stable symbol in my upbringing, for always remaining inexpensive, and for being delightfully unpretentious. I always smile at the conversations I hear in colourful local dialect, when i go through your doors. Awesomely boring conversations about tractors, daughter-in-laws, blizzards, construction work...
Long story short, tim hortons doesn't give a fuuuuck.
rock on, man.
---Large Double Cream