Thanks for making my day. You made my awesome veggie-filled wrap perfectly, then you cracked a joke about it being a sub-compact car. When you rolled it you made a car accident joke, and immediately appologized. Never appologize for being geuinely nice and funny. I was having a crappy day and you totally changed that. The wrap was delicious too.
---Everything but cukesI won't name your route or locale just in the off chance that you were violating some asinine Metro Transit regulation. But, for the driver who spent his layover feeding bits of his sandwich to a flock of corbies today, may your path be free of obstacles and your coach free of douchebags. The guys in black feathers certainly appreciated it and Boy Howdy, so did I.
---Ivan SonofabitchHey Coast,
Thanks again for picking me to win tickets to the Tegan & Sara concert on Wednesday. I had a wonderful time and it's all thanks to you!
---Free tickets are the best ticketsFuck, you just made this homo very happy. You had the wrong apartment but wanted ID to make sure I was who I claimed to be. Did my BDSM stuff catch your eye after you walked in? Glad to see we both use handcuffs on a daily basis.
Now, gotta ask - can I invite you over for some off-duty fun? The 15 minute whack off session to your mental images was great before heading back to work. Thanks!
---9th floor kinky fagThis is a whole pile of love for my friends, who saw a cat crossing the road and then getting hit by a car. They went door to door with the injured cat and nobody owned her, so they took her to an animal hospital.
This is another pile of love to the folks at Basinview Aminal Hospital, who have taken care of the kitty, named her Cara, and took her to PEI's Atlantic Veterinary Hospital to get her broken pelvis repaired. They are willing to absorb the cost themselves but are fundraising to recoup some of the costs.
This is yet another pile of love for all those who have donated money already, including my co-worker, and the friends who originally found Cara. Because of your support, Basinview will likely not have to absorb the complete cost of Cara's health care.
And now - some love to whoever ends up adopting the adorable Cara, who will hopefully have a long and complication-free, fulfilling life in a loving home.
---A kitty lover who helps when she can