This is a shout out to my main man, so as a warning to all you online folk reading, it’s going to be a giant ball of corniness.

The brief encounter we had before we were together led me to write a love about you on here a little while back. Although you never actually read that love, we started hanging out shortly after and have been joined at the hip since.

I’m so fucking happy I met you, you are absolutely amazing. I’ve never actually met someone who has caused me to go all starry eyed before, but how can I not. We have so many similar interests and your caring, energetic and humorous nature always makes a bad day good, and a good day better.

I love how we can take a day of doing absolutely nothing and make it an incredible time of writing songs and making gangster zombie movie plans.

You are everything I always wanted in a partner and I have fallen head over heels in love with you.—The One With the Brusied Ribs