You: Wonderful purse-finder
Thank you so much for returning my cream-coloured purse with the golden cougar buckle. It is easily the most bad-ass thing I own and I was heartbroken when I lost it. Email email@example.com if you see this. I want to thank you! Do you like cookies? I want to bake you cookies! Put the street name where you found it in the subject line.
Anyone else out there who returned someone's lost belongings: Thank you! You rule!
I love you, Halifax. —Will never lose faith in Haligonians' generosity