I don't know if this is love, but an apology is more love than bitch, so...
To the couple in the silver car on Bayers Rd:
I'm really sorry I was driving stupidly. I turned right out of the Halifax Shopping Center on to Bayers Rd today, in the left lane. I didn't think there was anyone in the right lane when I realized I forgot something so I turned right on to the street intersecting with Bayers Rd.
I'm sorry I cut you off, and I'm very grateful you're so attentive when driving and had the courtesy not to smash into me. You've taught me not to be so careless when driving.