Wednesday, July 7, 2010

If you were a carpenter ( which you are...)

Posted on Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 2:49 PM

and I were a lady (which I am) would you love me anyway, would you be my baby??

You sir, are just about the whole package from as far as I can tell, and I feel as though you are not into me... which doesn't make sense because we are basically meant to be. I mean it.

So please and thank you, start being into me, because you and I, me and you, should build a house together and have crazy, beautiful sex all night long and surf and play on the beach all day. —Loving Lonely Lady Neighboor

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