Ode to the Moustache

It took a month to grow your greasy locks, my girlfriend is not impressed. But for a good cause did I put up with your fussy presence on my face. You've been called dirty, disgraceful, disgusting, dear moustache, but it was interesting to see you grow. Thanks to you I will forever be known as a Mo Bro. —Thank god Movember is over.

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