Dear Feed the Children Guy

It takes a lot of heart to do what you do, going door to door in the cold when you could be gorging on turkey. You were so friendly and polite! It breaks my heart that we filled out half the papers before we found out I wasn't eligible - it probably looks like I was yanking your chain, but I swear it wasn't so. If we all cared the way you do, the holidays would be happier for a lot more people. Happy New Years, and good luck! —Now donating by mail

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