Baby Pooping Pooper

I love the way you can stink up the whole room. You come from a body so tiny and precious but you don't let that stop you from being the biggest poop ever in the whole of mankind. Every morning before I get to enjoy my freshly brewed coffee and read my newspaper I get to embark on a journey that not everyone gets to embark on - the cleaning of the cutest baby who happens to be the biggest pooper ever! When I look down at this little human and undo the diaper to see and I have a little liftsy up to see whats going on in back - wow you little pooper - there it is . From the bottom of your bottom to the top of your little shoulders - nothing but poopy poop. I love you for being the bestest pooper in the world and one day when you are a grown up human - I wish that you too will get to enjoy the happiness that a little poopy human will no doubtedly bring to you. —Poop Cleaner from Way Back

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