I Don't Even Know Your Last Name!

You are adorable, you talk about cool music and you didn't even raise an eyebrow (much less run screaming) when I awkwardly implored you to be my friend over the medium roast. These are all enormous points in your favour. You kind of charm my socks off in ways that take me by surprise. Sometimes when you come in I dance for hours afterwards. I just really fricking like you, okay? —Next Time Ask for My Number, Goofball

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