Saved by a Soft Drink

With a #1 combo meal in one hand and a large iced tea in the other, using my knee to hold open the Coast newspaper box on Quinpool wasn't a good idea. With slapstick precision, the door of the box slammed on my index finger. Yow! Fortunately, the half-litre of ice in the iced tea kept the swelling down for the next hour. Thanks, I'll never complain about too much ice again. —Icy Finger

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