Not quite a love, but not quite a bitch

I thought we kind of hit it off but you must have thought otherwise.

I want to wish you all the best and I hope you get to experience all the awesome and the shitty things that encompass being single before you fall into the occasional bliss that is relationship-ness again.

So your exit interview, although of course you didn't ask:

I give you an A for witty banter, storytelling abilities, and charm. I enjoyed your lyrics and your music. You are (as advertised) a champion of spelling but your parallel parking skills will remain unevaluated by this Dartmouth Darling.


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