Today, I was feeling like a potato

I was purchasing the most disgusting array of grocery store goods I could find. Naturally I chose the self-checkout line to avoid judgment. And that's when I saw you; the bearded, be-spectacled grocer of Windsor St... I hope you didn't see what I was purchasing because I would maybe like to get to know you. —Girl Afriad

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