Writer was too big into being better than all the rest 'o us humble bumblers.

CBC & heebie jeebie jebus crépes, and it was time to say, "Sorry pal, but yer outta heeyah. I like my bad french accent. "

A tad bummed over wasting my bottom lines on Puff Puff Pomp-Ass,

I found solace in doing some research; picking up where I left off; bad accent et al; finding some facts in the form of interviews with fish and book worthy magic tricks...When BLAMMO!

This Demi God two-stepped ahead of my game and showed me how silly it is to have a checklist.

You will never read this.

You don't live in this country, which is sweet, because I know we both like the real yous and mes.

Person à America Land, You are the best danged thing that has ever happened to this one.

See you in my dreams....And also in one month.

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