My imaginary lover

To the handsome bald man in the produce section at the grocery store. I come in every day just to watch you work, the way you scoop ice is the sexiest thing I have ever seen. I wish you would feed me fruit naked in bath. Please never stop working there, it would ruin all of my fantasies. —Fruity Fantasies

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