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I seen u out in front of tim hortons in kentville it was the most amazing sight i have ever seen with your pajama pants fluttering in the wind. you just finished hacking on a cigarette when i seen you make eye contact. i tipped my fedora at you but looked away. i could feel my ginger neckbeard start to curl from anger. i cant stop thinking about u and everytime i hear linkin park i start to cry into my My Little Pony pillow. please email me so we can watch the 25th anniversiry episode of my little pony together —Bum fucker McGee

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