I saw you the other day after a lengthy hiatus and -- blame the day -- did not recognize you. You were always so nice to me and I sincerely liked you, so I feel all but compelled to write and apologize to you for losing my sh*t on you. I really feel bad you got the brunt of it, and I hope you can one day find it in your heart to forgive me. I'm not actually as bad as I seem, and I am sorry. —Every Morning Starbucks