Thank you for being such a wonderful human being. Thank you for serving as a reminder that men can exist and have literally every trait that I value. I love hearing about your family—especially about how you met and fell in love with your wife. There was never a chance in hell for us (due to, among other things, the age gap and also the fact that she is your soulmate), but you should know that I base my idea of "ideal guy" on you. Thank you for that. —Freshman