This is a strange kind of love. I love that you finally quit.
I knew from the start you couldn't handle the job. Taking time off work not doing a full week in the 15 months you were there. Stress leave OMG I swear a bit of hard work would kill a NOT SO tough guy like you. You're supposed to be a man grow some balls.
At least I can now go to work and enjoy my job again like I did before you started there. Me a lower class ( in your opinion) female can handle the work a tough guy like you couldn't . Good Luck to the next company stupid enough to hire you —Real Hard Working Person