We met online which was weird for me. First date = super awkward. I was really nervous. You're older than me and so worldly and experienced, and I felt a bit intimidated. I felt like I was pretending to be cooler than I am. But I quickly felt more comfortable with you, and we talked about our travels and told stories and laughed a lot and you thought it was cute that I say "shoot" and "darn." We agreed to hang out again. I've been thinking about you a lot but I'm really shy when it comes to guys. If you see this, please make the next move...
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