You three were totally hot on Friday night at a certain downtown establishment. Him: handsome, charismatic and in charge, but not in a gross way. Her: beautiful, sweet and nervous. After your magic third showed up (perky, bubbly, curly) listening to you three saved me from dying of boredom with my night that didn't go so well. You couldn't keep your hands off each other and you were so clearly all going to get it on when you left there, I almost got up and volunteered!
—Wish I Was At Your Table!