My bitch is this: Whose business is it if I choose to end my life with some dignity in old age, ill or in perfect health. Are you truly offended if I choose euthanasia over wasting away in the 'care' of strangers? What do I care if you choose to end your life? Answer: I don't- You're life is simply not my business and I would not presume to make it so.

If you are thinking of bringing your kid to our university class this week: PLEASE DON'T. You've been dragging your kid to class for weeks and he's disruptive and whiny. Probably because he's expected to sit there for hours and do nothing. Seriously, not even a coloring book to keep him occupied? How are any of us learning when he's pitching a fit every 20 minutes? I would too, if I were him.

I had a Wacky experience at a locally owned electronics store that I used to work for tonight. I haven't worked there in 3 years, but I still expect that it would hold the same level of service.

You are not what you think you are. You consider yourself to be this emotionless, steel-plated asshole to everyone, yet are so whiney once someone finally calls you out on it. Stop being such a damn pushover, learn to be a good assistant manager (because we ALL know that you're not), stop posting on Locals during your entire shift, learn some people skills, and stop acting like you're above and beyond everyone else. This act is starting to get to be a bit too much.

---not taking your shit anymore

A very big thank you to the jerk who drove too close to the curb this afternoon on Inglis St. and splashed slush all over me. Ruined my already downhill day. You pulled into the gas station and I was tempted to come and scoop up slush and throw in your face, but were you worth it? By pulling so close to the curb you passed someone else, and gained a whole fifteen seconds before you pulled off forty feet ahead of this. Way to go jerk!

---no slushy, thanks.

To you completely clueless tools who ped this city tuned in to their tunes and expect drivers to stop even when they are obviously in the wrong, PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!!!! A young dude crossed in front of my fucking car at Robie and Jubilee today, five feet away from the crosswalk. Same with the stunned twats who are zapping their craniums with cell phones but, hey, cancer's nothing compared to finding out about Buffy's pick up at the Palace. New York City is thinking of banning the use of cells and mp3 players in crosswalks, London even has bumpers on their crosswalk posts. I think Halifax should have a 'Best Hood Ornament' contest...first prize is your choice of ipod.

---And the Winner Is....

I know I'm a DUMBASS for this but I have ADD and can't get started on my 8 paragraph paper that's due tomorrow. Motivation? I welcome verbal abuse if it'll kick me in the arse and get moving. Expecting a sound beating from Kay and Never Wrong.

---FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a women hater or any shit like that, but come on Mother Nature...WHAT UP WIT DIS WEATHER?!? I mean seriously, WTF? Have we not endured enough this winter....do we not deserve to have a decent spring now? Just cause Father Time can't get it up like he used to and take care of business, doesn't mean you have to PMS on us like this!! Shake your head woman and give us some decent warm weather for a change!!

---Me, Myself, and I

How the fuck did you end up in management?? It boggles my mind each and every day as i watch you fumble through another 8 hours doing god knows what. You have no idea how any of the systems here work, you don't even know how to do MY job, do you? Of course you continuously fake it through that over-ambitious job title of yours, pretend to know everything, and let all of the male employees push you around because you're scared shitless to stand up to any of them. Do you have ANY leadership skills or valueable qualities? Can you even READ?? It makes me sick to my stomach to think of how much you must get paid just to gab on the phone and watch newfie jokes on Youtube all day. I'm so embarassed and ashamed to call you my boss...crying, in fact.

---Dazzled by your sheer stupidity

You were Out of Service last week, going Dartmouth-bound on the MacDonald. I was standing at the bottom of North St, waiting for the #1, and you stopped to let me and 2 others on, even though you didn't have to. When i tried to put my ticket into the money counter you said not to, and then when i was getting off, you handed me a transfer anyway, along with a nice smile and a 'have a good day'!

Well, Mr bus driver, i'd like to say thank you. That kind gesture of yours set a really positive tone to my day, and every time i think about it i smile. There should be more drivers like you in HRM!!

---Dartmouth-bound girl