It was nighttime on a poorly lit street. I was slowly pulling out of a street parking spot. You sped by on your bicycle and yelled at me for not noticing you (you then proceeded to run a red light - awesome). What do you expect to happen when you have NO LIGHTS anywhere on your bike? Vehicles have lights for a reason. Do us all a favour and get some lights for you vehicle, because one night you're going to get hit and it won't be because a driver didn't look for you, it will be because you were wearing an invisibility cloak made out of stupidity. —Nighttime Driver

This is to the wicked witch of the east & west. They both worked with me and are upper management. They fired me for hearsay. I understand that your nether regions have not seen the light of day in an age, but don't take that out on everyone else. You will both get what you deserve one day. By the looks of it, that may be a couple of penises between your legs to make you both happy. At least your faces already suit what will soon be down there. Yuck, ugly man faces. —Wear White Sometimes

Yes, I work at one of the shitty call centres in this city. Yes, I want to off myself daily. I just wanted to tell every person that walks away from their computer to get help to take off your fucking headset first. We all know you are too dumb to answer the question you are being asked and have to get up in the first place. Even worse, is you look like Corky (yes life goes on) when you walk around with a headset and cord. Yes you are a fucking moron. —Hate My Job

Hey, I came up with a better slogan in 30 seconds than some gov't hack did for probably tons of gov't salary.

Referring to the "After August 31st there will be no more snow in Canada" which is lame because the reality of the situation is that THERE WILL BE SNOW, and that's all there will be. Back in the old days we used to complain about the 'snow' when we'd get bad reception on the rabbit ears, now with the digital switch-over that is all we will get. I understand where the gov't rimjob is coming from: after the switch 'everyone' will be on digital and won't be dealing with poor reception. But it's just such a suck slogan "No More Snow"... I would have gone with "there will be snow in august". I think it's catchier, and less confusing. —Cranky

You: Hip north-end coffee shop with Interac
Me: Under-caffeinated local with debit card

I ordered a $2.50 specialty coffee. You told me minimum charge for debit was $3.00. I offered to tip you 50¢ to meet that minimum charge. You refused. I left. Good customer service! I walk four blocks out of my way at least twice a week to get a cup of your coffee. I don't think I'll be doing that anymore. —Disgruntled Northender

My boyfriend posted an ad for someone to buy his contract so he could take out one with a new company. The ad was answered and the phone call went smooth with the company rep saying, "Yes it's been transferred, have a nice day". Two weeks later we received a bill for the phone that was no longer in our possession. Upon calling the company to see why we were still receiving the bill they told us the phone was still in his name. So not only was the transfer not completed but the rep neglected to call us and tell us about it and we were getting billed for a couple hundred dollars in charges we didn't make. After many angry calls one rep finally cut off the phone so no other calls could be made from it and removed the charges that weren't made by us and we cancelled the cell. Today... we received an $800 phone bill from the place where we're no longer supposed to have a phone; it turns out it had not been cut off, it had not been tranferred, the charges had not been removed, and the number and pin have both been changed by the guy who currently has the phone. Not only does their security apparently not exist, but you can't trust anything the representatives of the company are telling you. —Krista

To the one who has illusions of grandeur: the one who hides out in the library, you know who you are. So, you didn't make it with your obsolete degree. We all have disappointments in life. Why take it out on others? There is nothing more vexing than an asshole talking down or trying to impress others with her phoney vocabulary, with the hidden attitude I didn't make it and I don't want others to be successful in life. How sick is that? Teachers are needed in Korea. Please apply and if accepted take the elderly one who took you in and paid the rent and bills for years and years as you were too lazy to work full time. Certainly a loving thing to do support her now. Your pathetic life can be compared to an invading microoganism.... —Anne

I couldn't believe the fucking media hype over this storm. CNN had 24 hour coverage, covering everything from sewage drenched reporters to some rogue waves. If they could have gotten an interview with said rogue wave, I might have stayed tuned. This hurricane didn't blow as much as it sucked. —Yawn, Hope Hurricane Jose Has Some Cojones

I had a lady come in my line at the grocery store with a coupon for some Advil. The coupon was for $6.00 off but the Advil was only $3.50. We are not allowed to give cash back for coupons so I put in the $3.50 and she says to me, "Can you please cross out the $6.00 and put $3.50?" I asked why and she said, "Because it's not fair to Advil that your store gets more than it is supposed to." I said OK and put the coupon aside and kept ringing in her order, THREE more time she asked me to cross it off in front of her. At the end she said "I still didn't see you cross it off yet." I smiled and said I would do it later.

Let me explain something to you Miss, I do not give a rat's ass if Advil has to pay 3 measly dollars more. Do not talk down to me in that tone of voice and expect me to follow your orders. Coming in my lane with your stupid coupon binder, acting like you're my manger. And you wonder why I hate couponers. Fuck off. —Fuckinternational

To my 17 year old punk neighbour: You come and go all evening long in your bumble bee car. Your subwoofers shake my house, and the speed limit is too fast for this street. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to pound or cruise in your own hood? We have to put up with you all week, show some respect! —I Hope Another Punk Steals Your Stereo