I'm a silly servant. I have heard that one of the partays wants to cut silly servant jobs by 1/3 and another party wants to get rid of job security (efectively breaking our union). Every time the guv wants to save money, it's always the worker bees that get picked on first. The reason this province is in so much debt is because of the mis-steps and corruption of past government (IT IS NOT THE FAULT OF THE CIVIL SERVANTS). Remember the $800.00 toilet seats and the highway paint and all of the corruption that surrounded a certain past premier? What about all the managers and directors and what not that sit on their arses and do nothing while pulling in 80 - 90 k salaries? —Silly Me the Worker Bee

To the receptionist at the job placement center: When a prospective client asks for help looking for work, you do not get rude and suggest they leave. That's just bad business (idiot). To the branch manager of that job placement centre: When a complaint is given to you, that last thing you do is 'nothing'. I will no longer apply to your company but I will let everyone know about my experience. To the VP of the job placement centre: Since you said the issue now is 'internal', I assumed the worst that you will also do 'nothing' regarding the two people I complained about. All three (or two) of you are gonna run your company into the ground one day and when it does I'll make sure I'll be there to laugh. —Losing Hope in Halifax

A short blurb in the newspaper reported that a local man faces drug and weapons charges. The reader of this article would assume this man is a dangerous criminal. But of course, the article failed to mention that the man charged was a well-known crusader in the fight against cancer. They failed to mention that the cannabis plants confiscated were used to derive hemp-seed oil; which this man supplied free of charge to cancer patients for years. He cured many, MANY Canadians of various forms of terminal cancer (as well as other illnesses) and those cured personally testifed to this fact on his documentary. The firearm he was charged with possessing was a PELLET gun! Yet, the article described it as a "revolver-style" pellet gun to make it sound more dangerous to the public. Our government regulated media and news sources need to stop portraying a local HERO as a criminal. They need to stop skewing the facts to cover their own tracks. Shame on our government for denying dying people a cure because it is not as profitable as their toxic/ineffective alternatives. Canada is one of the greatest countries in the world, but I no longer have faith in our government. It is barbaric, corrupt and evil. —Wiping My Ass With Your Newspaper

I finally talked to a guy who owns a diner where I get the best fries. I noticed he changed to frozen fries. I asked him "Eh... whats up with the frozen fries?" He explained to me that even though fresh cut are better...in the take out containers people were complaining cause the fresh cut fries were mushy. So... he said... most of my business is take out... so I switched. He also said he even tried keeping the fresh in store but too many people complain of over done or under done.... so he said to hell with it all. Frozen you get. — Found an Answer to the Fry Dilemma

Drivers: I am sick and tired of you not sharing the road with me, the cyclist. You pinch me off the road, honk, flip me off, yell from your car window. Do you realize you c an KILL someone with your vehicle? Me 200 lbs you half a ton. I lose. My SECOND MORNING of biking to work after the winter and I'm in the GD turning lane to go left and you are upset that I'm in the proper lane to TURN LEFT when YOU need to be in the lane to TURN LEFT? It's 6am. Are you in that much of a rush that you speed by me into the lane and nearly hit my bike? Most of the time when I bike it's stop and go traffic. Are you all jealous I can scoot by you? Get over it or better yet ... buy a bike, get off your lazy ass and bike to work/home. Arses. —The Cyclist

Ok, so I'm also proud that you are allowed to drive at night. And you feel confident enough to take the MacKay Bridge. But dim your fucking high beams! Bad enough coming around a turn on the Bay Road or the Waverley Road at night and someone doesn't flick down to their low beams, but when you are on surface streets or coming over centre span on the bridges, and some astro-turd can't dim their brights. Also shitheads on the Bedford Highway, let the fucking bus out of the stop. It's the law to yield. During rush hour, they're gonna get the hell out of your way. Even better, park your BMW X5 or Lexus SUV, and take Transit. You look like a wasteful douche riding solo...And think folks, three of these SUV's end to end take up the same space as a bus, and cost about the same, but only have one passenger! —Seeing Stars

I ordered onion rings to go. When I got home you had unbeknownst to me poured honey all over them. WTF is that? Good thing I didn't order french fries. You probably would have smeared mayo all over them. Big yuck... —Where Do You Think You Are? Holland?

i saw you at the Khyber on Saturday night, you had red hair and a cane. You were very cute, and I wished I wasn't so shy. —Held The Door For You

Hey, fucker. You just a stakeholder, you ain't anything, don't tell me to do this, do that, you ain't my manager, fuker dont tell me what to do. I'm working for the customer, I'm working for the customer needs and company needs. I'm not working for yourself, I'm not working for your money, the money I earn is because of the work I had done. Go fuk yourself, you fuking didn't doing your own things good yet. You motherfucker. It is insulting the animal if I call you beasts. — Fcking Squid Fish Spring

I came in to your fine establishment and bought 7 CDs all by the same artist and while chatting with the very friendly and helpful clerk I happened to mention I was going out of town to see said perfomer in the next few months. You were sitting at the sales counter eating some very smelly kind of food. As I was leaving I heard uou make a disparaging comment about the band I was hoping to see and how it wouldn't be worth a road trip. Now I really don't care what your taste in music is but at the very least you could keep your snivelling little opinions to yourself when a customer has just spent $128 at your store. —Next Time I'll Just Go To Amazon