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Sunday, June 30, 2013

Posted on Sun, Jun 30, 2013 at 10:59 AM

Without assholes like you trying to bully and yell your way to free shit. I don't know how people get to a place where at the SLIGHTEST inconvenience they feel entitled to argue and get free stuff or discounts, but if you act that way towards me in my workplace, you will get nothing.

I will do what I can to get you everything you need and on your way, but fuck if I reward you for being a dick to me. I guess a grown ass man acting like a fucking child has been working for you, but not today junior. —You get more flies with honey than vinegar.

Posted on Sun, Jun 30, 2013 at 10:56 AM

It fucking amazes me that bus drivers take breaks and put up the electronic signage at the front of the bus stating "OUT OF SERVICE" -- and often shuts off the bus lights totally and sits back and snore -- when the next BUS STOP, clearly in view of the fucking bus driver, has little old ladies waiting in slapping rain, the blaring sun, or freezing cold. I don't know how these lazy morons can sleep at night. If they were working in an animal shelter they would be charged with abuse and/or neglect. —MonthlyPassBusRider

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Posted on Sat, Jun 29, 2013 at 9:11 AM

This week the old Hondas have been whizzing past our house. Mr Insertafunnyusernamehere stood in the middle of the road and stopped one guy to ask him what the hell and could he please slow down. The guy was cool and got out of his car and said he'd dropped $1000 on the car and it was just the sound not the noise. This was shite but he was polite and we kinda let it go. TODAY.....another kid in an equally crappy car speeding by like 4 times. We got a bit paranoid and said d'you think he's the other guy's buddy? Well, off to the store a couple of hours ago and the car's in a ditch with cops x2, ambulance and fire crew. Feel sick as hell at the thought of the guy/ girl driving being hurt and want every kid to know to slow the fuck down. Need to watch 21grams or something to realize life changes if you kill a kid playing on a street or end up in a ditch upside down. —insertafunnyusernamehere

Posted on Sat, Jun 29, 2013 at 9:02 AM

I get it you deal from your apartment. I try not to pay attention to your coming and goings, but it is hard. You slam your apartment door all hours of the day and night. Your customers lay on their horns for some drive through service from your window facing the driveway.

You have some sketchy toothless old guy who yells a lot about getting his next score and fishing, and now you've started fighting all hours of the day and night with your girlfriend/wife. Seriously dude, can you respect the others who live around you just a little bit? It's bad enough the hallway reeks of pot and more recently burnt plastic, now I feel like I am in the spin off apartment version of the Trailer Park Boys with the constant yelling and partying.

I've tried being nice and knocking on the door, even pounding on the door over the music to ask if you can keep it down, you can't be bothered to answer. The landlord doesn't seem to do anything. Why can't you be like other dealers and try to cover up your business by at least being quiet? —Looking for a new apartment once this lease is up

Friday, June 28, 2013

Posted on Fri, Jun 28, 2013 at 11:29 AM

I'm so sick of everyone trying to be cool in this city. It's getting really boring and everyone likes the same things and looks the same and acts the same. You're not unique for liking things when you were a kid "that everyone else likes now." Everyone who grew up in Nova Scotia in the late 80s/early 90s has the same cultural reference base. The reason why 90s are cool again is because people in their 20s are feeling nostalgic. No one is cooler or more unique than anyone else because they like the same shit they did when they were 9. Everyone's always trying to distinguish themselves as unique but it ends up sounding and looking the same. It's really boring. And this city is too small for copycats. Just be your self. Don't make social associations with people based on other people's perceptions. I can't hear one more person say what they liked as as a kid is now "cool" and therefore they're "cooler" for liking it "first." It's childish and not very individual so just grow up already. That said, if being yourself is someone who has an innate need to be accepted by others, get yourself to a therapist, pronto.—old grump

Posted on Fri, Jun 28, 2013 at 11:26 AM

I got my truck driver's license last year and still can not get work.

I have resumes in 6 different provinces and still do not hear back from anybody. Why did I spend 5 grand for a trade nobody will let me use?

This money could have been better spent on fixing my house or lump sum on my mortgage.

Let this be a lesson to people wanting to go back to school. Keep your money and enjoy it —Sorry I went back to school

Posted on Fri, Jun 28, 2013 at 11:25 AM

Until you have kids please keep your parenting advice to yourself! Your dog does not count. My children are human beings who will last a lot longer than your mutt. Your criticisms and Monday morning quarterback advice is not appreciated. The evenings you spent with your nephews does not make you an expert on child rearing either. Its easier to criticize but you have no idea what its like. Stop pretending. You have ruined our lifelong friendship over this. —FookOff

Posted on Fri, Jun 28, 2013 at 11:23 AM

I love long lake. I take my dogs there rain, snow, ice, sun whatever. Today, we are walking along a relatively unknown path and there is a campsite. No big deal. But this was is full of garbage which drives the dogs nuts. Worst was someone had taken a SHIT a foot from the path complete with toilet paper! I clean up after my dogs, and a human shits on the path? Turds like you are what give long lake and campers a bad name. Go shit in the woods asshole and clean up your garbage!!!! —Long lake lover

Posted on Fri, Jun 28, 2013 at 11:22 AM

When I saw that a friend of a friend is soliciting the internet for donations to attend a fancy university...I was appalled. If you cannot afford to attend the school, don't apply! Are there really no other options closer to home? —Be realistic

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Posted on Tue, Jun 25, 2013 at 10:21 PM

So, a beautiful day to take the dogs to Long Lake today. Walking along the shoreline, and since the waterline is the lowest I've seen it, I was completely disgusted with the amount of broken glass left by little douchebags thinking that smashing their beer bottles makes them "cool". We live in a world where you can get mixed drinks, beer, wine, etc...in a can. Not only will you not lose any of your precious drug to breakage, you can fit way more cans in your cooler than bottles. Should I even bother to mention that alcohol/being under the influence of alcohol is prohibited in a provincial park? —SHITTY-D