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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

The media is correct. Most voters do not care that the Liberals are running a $30 billion deficit in this year's budget. Others have already criticized you and called you a hypocrite, so that is not what my bitch is about. I'm not here to challenge you to criticize the Liberals. I'm here to challenge you to be honest with yourself in the future. When the opposition gets criticized for a $2 billion deficit, I challenge you to say ‘I don't care. I didn't care when the Liberals blew $30 billion.’ —Thinking Outside the Box

Posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I find it both comically ironic and really annoying that a lot of people don't understand the meaning of "ignorant." —Owner and User of a Dictionary

Posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Lady talking to your lady friend at Ace Burger on Monday night: is your grey wool jacket sentient? Do you think it deserves to take up an entire seat and spot at the bar during rush hour (dinner) at Ace's? For a fact, you were not holding it for another friend; you were just an inconsiderate burger weeker. For your penance, may every type of burger condiment find its way to your very special jacket. —Sick of the Inconsiderate and Self Absorbed

Posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Do you verbally abuse your professional wives when they refuse to fuck you? You think it's okay to treat some women like shit if they refuse to have sex because you feel superior because of your social status. —The Answer is Obvious.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Posted on Wed, Mar 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To all my fell drivers. There are, typically, two lanes on our highways and some roadways. If you are in the left lane on the highway, the expectation is that you will actually be passing, not hanging out watching the other cars whiz by. It is also expected if turning that you enter the lane closest to you and not cross all traffic and cut people off. MAYBE it is time to enforce driving lessons every 5 years so people learn to drive. God help these people if they ever drive in a bigger city or in Europe. They will be creamed! LEARN TO DRIVE FOLKS OR STAY THE FUCK HOME! —Dantrivett

Posted on Wed, Mar 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

So standing at the bus station at MicMac mall today March 22 I watch as people cross the street. One girl stopped looked before crossing. Once she sees the cars have stopped she continues to walk, while looking so engrossed on her text message. That she walks right into the car that was stopped for her. She did not stay in the cross walk lines she walk off them right into the car. Less then 5 minutes later another woman starts crossing with the cars yet again stopped and she stops in the middle of the cross walk to look at her phone's text message. Has cell phone usage fried people brains? These people should be fined. —Staying safe

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Posted on Tue, Mar 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Sipping lattes at their favourite high end coffee shop, while campaigning for people they avoid in real life from their $2000 laptops. Creating an entire field of study and surrounding industry that does nothing but line their own pockets. Making themselves look like heroes by blaming and attacking the one group of people who will never fully turn on them and are unlikely to respond forcefully. Crying victimization at even the slightest recourse to reinforce their delusions... and creating echo chambers were they tell each other how well they're doing, what good people they are, and reinforcing all the rest of the garbage that they say so that reality will hold off just a little longer, and they can continue acting our their superhero daydreams. —A honest asshole

Posted on Tue, Mar 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Some restaurants, not to name any names..., have decided that a burger and a slider are the same thing. When I go to a restaurant for a burger week burger, I want a BURGER, not a slider! If you can't afford to do a $6 FULL burger, then do one of the donations to Feed Nova Scotia and charge more or advertise your pathetic excuse for a burger as the slider that we all know it is. YOU'RE RUINING BURGER WEEK FOR ME! —gettinghangryonsliders

Posted on Tue, Mar 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

The highlight of my week is my steam on Friday night. Increasingly each week more and more ignorant hillbillies are ruining it by opening the door to the steam room, sticking their fat heads in venting out all the steam exclaiming with amazement “Oh boy! It’s really hot in here!”. Or worse, fan the door to “cool” it down while trying to decide if you want to go in because YOU DON’T LIKE HEAT!?. What part of the concept of a steam room do you find difficult to comprehend? There is a severe shortage of steam rooms in the HRM and it’s the only place to calm my Slavic soul. —Andrey

Friday, March 25, 2016

Posted on Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Hey Bridge Commission Shuttle Drivers, stop using the lame-assed excuse that for insurance reasons, you can't drop off passengers closer to their destinations. You are both LICENSED and INSURED to drop people off wherever the hell you want. This excuse of yours is almost embarrassing to the whole city. Whatever happened to the friendly, hospitable Halifax I knew and loved as a child??? —Commercial Driver