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Monday, March 16, 2020

Posted By on Mon, Mar 16, 2020 at 1:51 PM

Halifax is seriously considering using a new type of firework. One that won't make any loud noises. Are you fucking kidding me? That's the best goddamn part of the fireworks. BOOM. Its sound waves echo off buildings and can be heard for miles. Those are the ones that bring a smile to my face. I guess the noon cannon will be next to be phased out. Fireworks are a couple times a year in the summer and that motherfucker BOOMS every goddamn day even louder than a firework. — I Need That Boom Boom Boom

Posted By on Mon, Mar 16, 2020 at 1:37 AM

To the lowlife scumbag that brought a nasty hateful pneumonia into the No Frills or Superstore, know that you fucked the only vacation I had after three years of hard work. Stay the fresh hell HOME when you are sick and don’t bring your fucking germs on those of us with pre-existing conditions. When Covid-19 hits you won’t get off with spreading your shit. And don’t drag your poor sick kids around making them miserable, and using them to pour your sick shit out on society. — Underserving of Misery

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Posted By on Sun, Mar 15, 2020 at 10:34 AM

OK: the traffic-funnelling system used on the Dartmouth side of the Macdonald Bridge resembles a demolition derby. And selfish, risk-taking drivers who race from the left side to the one green-lighted lane on the right just make a shitty situation worse. You inconsiderate assholes jumping the queue may end up two or three or four vehicles ahead of what should have been your spot in the lineup approaching the bridge deck. So, you’ll be reaching the Halifax side of the harbour a few seconds ahead of the time you otherwise would have. And once you’re on the Halifax side, you could well be stopped and waiting in another line of cars. Think about this, you motoring morons. — Dartmouth Driver

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Posted By on Sat, Mar 14, 2020 at 9:32 AM

Over 2,000 medical cases from cruise ships last year in HRM. How many this year when the COVID-19 laden boats reappear? — Who Knows

Friday, March 13, 2020

Posted By on Fri, Mar 13, 2020 at 9:24 AM

A few weeks ago, I submitted a bitch about pipeline protestors causing my propane to be rationed. The bitch was never posted. I figured that maybe you had more important things to do or more important bitches to publish. Oh boy was I wrong! You just posted a bitch about socks over pants. WTF? Are you really that shallow? — Almost Cold And In The Dark

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Posted By on Tue, Mar 10, 2020 at 8:52 AM

Ok, I get it that driving the #1 bus might get a bit boring, BUT could ya not chat with your friend all the way from the bridge terminal to Mumford? And please don’t look at your friend’s phone!I know someone else complained about this. I have too, to Halifax transit,  but the issue seems to be on no one’s radar. Regular Rider Who Thinks Most Transit Drivers Are Doing A Great Job

Sunday, March 8, 2020

Posted By on Sun, Mar 8, 2020 at 9:47 AM

Yeah, the pond that forms on the Dartmouth side of the bridge every time it rains, really needs to be filled in. The pound can get about 10 feet wide and at least four inches deep because  the water seems to need to travel uphill to reach the drain. Anyone trying to use the crosswalk in this area needs to walk into traffic to avoid the current. Then risks getting splashed by one of the cars that sadly had to wait for us to get around this pond. — Pissed-off Soaked Pedestrian

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Posted By on Sat, Mar 7, 2020 at 9:46 AM

I don’t know if I missed the memo, but at the bus terminal, the departure times now seem to mean “bus driver is going to wander off and then saunter back eventually, we might leave in 10 minutes, depends if I see my friend.” I understand that things may come up, but this has been a daily occurrence for weeks. — Hey I Have Places To Be, Thanks

Friday, March 6, 2020

Posted By on Fri, Mar 6, 2020 at 12:29 PM

Thank you to the city for issuing a winter parking ban for last night when it was ONLY RAINING. And thank you for giving me one of those $50 tickets for breakfast. What will you do with all the money you are collecting? Oh wait, I know: you'll do what you do best and WASTE IT. — Frig Off

Thursday, March 5, 2020

Posted By on Thu, Mar 5, 2020 at 10:18 AM

PLEASE, DON'T WEAR YOUR SOCKS OVER YOUR PANTS. (Unless, of course, that makes you happy.) It makes me shiver, gag, scowl! it just looks AWFUL! — Socks Over Pants Hater