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Friday, January 29, 2010

Posted on Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 10:32 AM

fuck stupid boys who only want to get laid... why lead someone on only to later tell them "oh by the way, I don't want a girlfriend... we can still have sex though, right?". I mean REALLY! why would you spend so much time acting like you cared about me and getting to know me if that's all you wanted? we could have gotten that over with months ago and I wouldn't be let down at the moment. if you're looking to fuck, than fuck me. don't make love to me you asshole.

---*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~o-o

Posted on Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 10:30 AM

To the people who live in my building. I don't know you, but I know your names because you scream at each other almost everyday. Sometimes in the afternoon, sometimes even at 3 in the fucking morning. If you fight that much should you really be together?!? You sound like you hate each other every fucking day, and I don't ever hear any loud make-up sex! Sorry if screaming at oneanother is YOUR daily routine, stop making it MINE to hear it!!

---needs earplugs

Posted on Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 10:26 AM

About twice a week I get a call from the friendly Student Loans people - and not the NS ones. They have been outsourced to a lovely call center, which is great for their employees.. however, EVERY time I answer the phone I get a recorded voice asking me to hold the line. They never call after 6pm, and they always call my cellphone (thus eating up my daytime minutes). After about 10 minutes of waiting for someone, I almost always hang up because it is a waste of my money waiting for someone to decide they actually want to talk to me.

Today was a bit different. Today I waited about 5 minutes, and then got a recorded message saying that all of their agents are too busy and could I please call back later?

Uh, I do not think so. YOU are the one that called me, you can at least pick up the phone. I'm really tired of their automated service calling me when they actually have someone ready to talk to me.

---Fed Up with Fed Loans

Posted on Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 10:21 AM

What's with people typing like they have some sort of speech problem? I have been around you many times, and you certainly never say "fuck da hatas dey jus jellouss a ma boddd~~~*!~*~*".

Do you actually think it's 'cool' to type like that? You think it makes you look "hArRd-aS-FcUKK"? Well listen 'hUnNeEee*', you live in the fucking Atlantic provinces, stop trying to act like it's Compton or the Bronx. I would have thought you grew up by now...you're actually 19 now. 19!!! I was horrified when I heard this...I just always thought you were 13...turns out you will always be 13. Do everyone a favour and go to a real "hard" place...I'd prefer if you didn't come back, and I'm sure you wouldn't be able to.

---Hater #62

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 2:08 PM

Why why is finding a job taking soo long in this city, jesus just the bussing is costing me a fortune.... ha I can't even afford the jobhunt Im delerious with giddy sickness, FUCK
---portcitypirate

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 2:07 PM

It's like talking to the Cheshire cat whenever you grin...your whiter than white bleached teeth causes the rest of your face to fade out.
---Not a comfort...it's unnerving

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 2:07 PM

Why do people in Nova Scotia drive in the left lane on the high way but never pass - I have to risk my ass passing you on the inside! Jesus people, learn to fucking drive already or stay the fuck home. ARGH
---Driving the 103 daily

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 2:06 PM

Thank you for your irrational display of anger fueled road rage you performed this morning at 7:50am in your company van. I'm sure your company would love to have seen it too. It made my friend and I laugh so hard. Thanfully I was able to point out to you and your wife twice with my first finger from inside my Saab that you have a YIELD sign, which means I have the right of way, so I didn't feel the least bit guilty when I blocked your ugly Dodge Caravan as you tried to force your way in front my my car. I was so hoping you'd hit my car just for the joy it would bring knowing you'd have been the one at fault so I could laugh some more in your face. I hope you enjoyed waiting behind me at the red light. The way you sped away only made us laughe harder knowing we made your day and raised your blood pressure. Enjoy your anger. See you next time at the YIELD sign. :)
---Bow down and YIELD to my SAAB

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 1:52 PM

OK... why is it that every time I pass near, or by, my local liquor store there's this short guy who ALWAYS bums money from me. I go buy, he bums and I say: "Sorry. I can't help you." and continue on. I'm on a fixed budget and can't be handing money out to the multitude of vagrants in the HRM area whenever they ask for it.

Anyway, he says "That's OK..." and I continue on. Then he starts shouting obscenities at me when I get further away from him. On the way back I just walked past him and ignored his bumming. Well, that broke the straw because he really started screaming at me then.

The last time I crossed the road to avoid him and he followed me from the other side screaming at me. So now what... call the cops and complain or beat the shit out of him? SHEESH, ASSHOLE! GET IT STRAIGHT... I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU!!

---Tired of the little liquor store fuck

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 1:51 PM

I am a man, not a woman, nor a child, and I should not be forced to buy and wear women's or children's shoes just because Canadian companies won't carry mens size fuckin' 7!! Buying decent pair of shoes isn't a problem for most people I know! Even people with huge feet can get some pretty awesome looking stuff at speciality shops, but where is there a shop in Halifax for men with small feet?? I'll tell you where it is, NOWHERE!! Holy God-damn Jesus Christ I hate my feet!!
---Size Matters!!!