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on Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 10:07 AM
To all of the dog owners out there—you walk your dog, your dog shits, you bag the shit... then leave the bag of shit on the sidewalk. If you've already taken the previous steps, why not just throw the bag in the garbage?! I'm sick of having to keep my eyes peeled in fear of slipping in dog feces everywhere I go. —Yet Another Dog Shit Bitch
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on Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 10:04 AM
You are such a toxic piece of shit and then to hear that YOU have the fucking nerve to be telling people I'M a terrible person? Sorry that I don't suck the fucking will to live out of everyone around me. Enjoy being a fucking asshole for the rest of your life. You're never going to know true happiness. I'm already there. —Oil and Water
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on Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Thanks for spraying my car with your pop bottle. I know it was an accident that you dropped it but when you saw it spraying everywhere, why did you pick it up and hold it near my car? You then had the nerve not to apologize and drive away. I was sitting in my car and you could see me! I hope the cover on that bottle is still leaking in your car on the way home. —Very Inconsiderate
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on Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 4:00 AM
How would you like it if I came over and sniffed your bum? How about if I shit in your yard? If I drool all over you, wouldn't it be "cute". Or maybe you would enjoy me lunging at you and tearing your shorts with my teeth? What? You say that if I did any of those things you would call the cops. Well, why the fuck do you think that it is perfectly fine for your dogs to do that to me or my kids? I don't blame the dogs, they are just dogs. The owners on the other hand... —Tired of All Your (Dog)shit
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on Tue, Apr 26, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Every day I see you get on the 52 to Burnside at the bridge terminal. As soon as you sit down, you fall asleep. You're a huge man. A Goliath looking man. I wonder though, do you have sleep apnea or something? I wouldn't be surprised by your size, and the fact that you sleep as soon as you sit down on the bus. Sometimes you even snore. The best was one morning when the bus made a somewhat sharp turn and you fell right out of your seat and almost face first into the lap of a man sitting across from you. Seriously though, sleep apnea? Look into it. —Fellow Commuter
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on Tue, Apr 26, 2011 at 4:00 AM
The Halifax union of taggers and graffiti artists is looking to expand their membership. Please take our quick test to see if you would qualify:
1) Are you bereft of any discernible talent and/or imagination?
2) Do you have the mental maturity of a juvenile, lobotomized hedge hog?
3) is your political acumen en par with that of your average ten year old?
4) Is it utterly beyond your capability to discern between private, public and corporate property?
If you have answer “Yes” to any of the above, you are a shoo-in. Please contact the nearest vacuous wanker and ask him if you could, like, fill in the, like, forms. —The Concrete Fox
Posted
on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 1:44 PM
I am so sick of the Liberal party pretending that they are the alternative to Harper. They voted for his budgets without negotiating for positive things for Canadians. That is the point of a minority government—negotiation. So thanks for nothing to the 2 big parties for agreeing that women should not make as much as men, for allowing the government to begin privatizing nuclear power and ensuring that more of our brave soldiers are harmed in Afghanistan. I am hoping for something better and am going to vote for real change. —Power Should be Used for Good
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on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I came home last week to discover that my tenant had left with my jewelry and our money. I immediately reported this to the Halifax Regional Police. I called back each day to see if anyone had been assigned to my case. Two days later I stopped an officer in his police van. I gave him my case file number, he looked it up, the case has been assigned. When I showed this officer (in the van) some of the info I had on the former tenant the officer asked if I had called him on his cell phone. I asked "Why? "So you could ask him where he is and if he has your things." Am I supposed to confront this individual?
The officer assigned to the case has not shown up for his scheduled shifts. If he doesn't show up tomorrow it will be 2 weeks since the theft and 9 days since it was reported.
Maybe I should confront the thief and hope he draws a knife on me. Would the Halifax Regional Police show up then? —LSL
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on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Earth Day was recently upon us and I saw haligonian "hippies" had formed a group prompting "Earth friendly" activity and "awareness" in our own commons. Drum circles, hooping and overall fun was had by all but I was later informed that these people were using styrofoam plates and plastic cutlery that littered the commons during their "Earth friendly" gathering. A day later, I walked though the commons noticing dozens of posts left from these people promoting fresh water with laminated (less decomposable) fish hanging from them promoting Earth day. I am fully supportive of Earth friendly activities and do everything I can through recycling, composting and purchasing of Earth friendly products but I think these "hippies" should consider their effects on mother Earth, considering I'm out collecting all of the garbage they created to promote Earth awareness. —Fellow Earthling
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on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Nothing drives me more crazy than when I see my female Facebook friends adding "In a relationship with ______," then you hop over to the man's profile and low and behold... he doesn't even acknowledge he's IN a relationship. Girls, I'd bet if you just happened to get into his account that the relationship status absence is for a good reason! Women these days, require way too little of their partner. Our expectations, values and needs have sadly gone to the wayside and I see way too many friends being treated like crap by losers who are waiting for something better to come along. I don't see what's so wrong with walking away, being single certainly isn't a bad thing! Why lose who you are? —Just Sayin'