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Monday, January 30, 2012

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 12:18 PM

Walking toward the entrance of a grocery store the other evening my girlfriend and I noticed a black and white cocker spaniel tied up near the entrance. The poor dog was shivering and shaking, and when we approached him/her it was very submissive, almost scared. We gave it a little attention and it perked up and was so gentle and sweet, however still shivering. We went into the store and about 20 minutes later, we came out to see the dog still there shaking. About 15 minutes later we got a text from a friend who was leaving the store saying the dog was no longer there.

Who the fuck leaves any dog, but especially such a small one, out in the cold for THAT long? With no jacket or anything, too. What kind of owner would do that to a pet they're supposed to love? Why don't we leave you out there for 30 minutes and see how much you love it.

You're a terrible person who doesn't deserve such a sweet animal. I'm kicking myself for not taking further action, but I never know how to go about handling these situations. I should have atleast spoke to the customer service desk and perhaps they could announce something over the speakers, but I don't know...

Anyway, I just want to say I hope that sweet little dog takes a big ol' steamy wet shit all over your face tonight while you sleep. —Your Dog is Always Welcome Here

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 12:05 PM

Okay, seriously!! Why do some of you think it's alright to SHART in crowded confined space?? I had ENOUGH of your inconsiderate attitude. I don't want to know what you ate for super! No one wants to smell your SH&%!! I don't like having to get into and elevator only to have someone dump-and-dash. To not only be left with my eyes watering, but next thing I know the guy I had a crush on for years gets on the next floor and sniffs the air while looking at me like I'm some sort of disgusting animal. Seriously!! Also you think its alright to crop dust at a gallery art opening full with people? Good way to clear a room. Or you "blow your ass horn" while everyone is dancing and having fun on a dance floor. WHY CAN'T YOU GO OUTSIDE or go to the bathroom?!! GOD DAMN!! Think of the collateral damage you caused! —Needs a Breath of Fresh Air

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:58 AM

Farewell to thee Nova Scotia!! I won't mind if the door does hit me in the ass, cause I'll probably never be back. I'll miss the people, but that's about it. A big fuck you to the government, (local and provincial) the power co, the cable/internet co. You're all overpriced and provide the crappiest service. Another fuck you to most of the employers! Why is it that companies out west can provide services and wares at the same, or lower prices, yet they have higher overhead and can pay their employees another $4-5.00/hr or more? Whine and complain all you want about not being able to find good help.....but it's your own greedy fault. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!!! Another fuck you to all the shitty pizza! One to the dairy board and everyone else between the producer and the store who screw both the farmers and the consumers. Fuck you to the monopolies which screw everyone on everything from food to automobiles. Fuck you to anyone that thinks a stadium is a good idea. 60 million for what? More money losing concerts and a couple soccer games that nobody cares about. A CFL franchise split with Moncton....lmfao! The biggest fuck you goes to provincial regulations and the sparse "service" centers, which make it a big pain in the ass to do pretty much anything. Beautiful place to visit, but a shithole to live in. I'm out....good luck all. —Fatbastard

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:40 AM

I understand that you all experienced a really crappy Friday night commute 2 weeks ago, but what happened last Friday? I think you overreacted and stayed home from your workplace. Did you call in sick or did you actually have the ethics to use a vacation day? —Disgusted in You

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:19 AM

I don't get you. Why do you feel the need to comment on what other people look like all the time? It's annoying, and rude when the person you're whispering about to me is standing right in front of you. I've told you to stop numerous times and you do for a few days, but then you're blabbering on again like nothing ever happened. I cannot help but feel embarrassed when you lean over and can only hope that the person you're criticizing didn't hear you. —Can't Think of Anything Clever

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:04 AM

I heard an HRM reminder on the radio this morning. It had two parts. The first part was a reminder that as of this Tuesday, anyone using the Christmas lights will be fined. The second part was a reminder that we have until the end of February to take down our Christmas lights or face a 'per bulb' fine to a maximum of $700. —WTF?!

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 10:43 AM

The rain and melting snow has made me aware that the recently paved path that cuts across The Commons has been built below grade. The path is consistently covered in puddles and often entire sections are submerged. Everyday I ride my bike across and if it has been raining get splashed. Also when we get freeze-thaw cycles it becomes a skating rink. Who needs the oval when you can skate on the path? —Bewildered Engineering Student

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 10:26 AM

We chatted online for weeks, talked on the phone. You show up in your little pimp-mobile, with your curly little afro puff and jogging suit. For real? A jogging suit on a date? I overlook this and am friendly & polite. We get to the bar, order our drinks while you "forget" to pay the tab in hopes I'll pick it up. Then answer your cell phone and have a chat at the table. We didn't even get through our first vodka & cran before you stated (not asked) "I'm staying at your place tonight". After I laughed in your greasy little face, you say you gotta go to the washroom. Two minutes later, I watch you nonchalantly walk your tracksuit-clad punk ass out the door, leaving me at the bar alone. It's a good thing I had cab fare to get home. What kind of pathetic excuse for a man strands a girl at a bar on the coldest day of the year? I considered following you to the parking lot and kicking you in the balls. But honestly, I was glad to see you go.

I swear, online dating sucks people! There's such a plethora of women to choose from on those sites. It's too easy. It's like a buffet all laid out for men. As a woman these days you are lucky if you get one date before they expect their repayment (sex). Then they're back online and on to find an easier target. We are not disposable objects without a brain or heart or feelings. I am a woman not a receptacle for your sperm with tits attached. Women like sex just as much as men; Unfortunately we live in a society that doesn't like to admit that. A lot of you guys out there would get laid if they just fucking acted right. Have some class douchebags! —Or Go Call a Hooker

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 10:11 AM

Hey, this is for the 99%. When it comes to postering, you're only 1%. So stop covering up the other 99% of posters with your fucking bedsheets. Or Imma keep ripping them the fuck down. Hang them in your living room window. Not over posters that I made, for shows I promote. A certain dumbass summer hippy festival already fucked up enough in the poster community, don't do the same. —You Are Self-Righteous Fucks

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 9:52 AM

There is this one particular commercial that drives me crazy. The one where the woman gets a call from her friend and is asked if she wants to go to an event with them. She says, "Sure wait 2 hours?" Looks at her already white teeth and then grabs those whitestrips things to make them whiter. Like wtf who the hell is that fussy about their teeth? —Stupid Ass Commercials