To all those people on Facebook who go on and on about what chemicals are in our food and/or air but continue to do hard drugs every weekend...what do you think will kill you first? -Head Shaker

Hey all you ball players: I don't care that you have a tournament or whatever. The Halifax Commons is NOT A PARKING LOT. You park your cars on the grass when it's wet, it gets torn up and HRM has to replace the grass. That's me paying for your parking, AND the part of the Commons where my little kids play, out of the way of grown-up ball games, gets destroyed by your car.

Go park on the street like everyone else. I thought playing sports meant both playing by the rules and being physically fit enough to walk the two blocks it might take to find a parking spot. How about I go park my car on your lawn?

Lazy selfish jocks. -Common Interest

To the dumb bitch who thinks her looks are a nine: Maybe after the fourth rejection in the last two months you received from male 9s and 10s, you'll become more humble and actually look in a realistic mirror. Tall, dark and handsome male model look-a-likes will never want you. But honestly though, can someone tell me why so many people try to date out out of their league? -Mother Nature

Why don't you admit that your mad that you're not getting laid? You are a crappy roommate and you treat me like shit. And you seem to be more of an asshole right after you hear me have sex. The other day, I was laying in bed with my hunny after we just finished banging and you banged at my door yelling at me to do the dishes! You didn't seem to have an issue with the dishes being in the sink before me and the woman hit the bed. It's not my problem that I'm gettin' mad pussy while you lay in your bed every night wankin' your weenie. God we been living together since december and not once did I see you bring a girl home. Dude, go join plenty of fish, then you won't be so frustrated anymore lol. -Loves Sex

I hate the fact that people are so lazy and indifferent towards public hygiene that auto-flush toilets need to exist. Is it so inconvenient to flush? Are you so busy that you can't take two seconds to push a lever? Do you abstain from flushing at home too? If you don't like to touch things in public restrooms, that's fine—use your foot or put a piece of TP over your hand. Flushing is a skill that most of us mastered by age six. If you've forgotten, please call your mother (or similar parental figure) for a refresher.

A point against the auto-flush is that not all come equipped with a manual backup switch. This means that you can't pre-flush if there are remainders from the previous user or inconsiderate non-flusher. It also means you can't double flush to get rid of your own flush-resistant waste (you know this happens sometimes, right?) Auto-flush eliminates the user's control over the cleanliness of the bowl. Sometimes, a manual flush is necessary!

You may try to use the "auto-flushers are more sanitary" argument here. If so, then you've obviously never been on the receiving end of the premature auto-flush. A slight movement away from the sensor and your bare arse is blasted with dirty toilet water. Not quite the germ-free experience you expected anymore.

Yeah, so can we all just agree to flush like the grown-ups we're supposed to be, and eliminate the need for auto-flush? That would be great, thanks. -Toilet Technophobe

You have issues, and you need to deal with them. Just because all the losers in your past behaved a certain way doesn't give you the right to plaster me with accusations as a result of you not being able to handle genuine kindness. I am not, was not and never will be these losers you seem to attract. Never. I expected nothing from you. I am simply a nice guy. Sometimes, people are simply nice and don't need to treat others like shit. It's a fucking pity these guys had such an impact on an otherwise beautiful soul. Don't let them live in your head forever. It would be a tragedy. -Nice No More!

I hate Martha and The Muffins' "Echo Beach" so much, it physically compelled me to write this bitch, so people will know, that this band and song is torture. Seriously, a terrible, TERRIBLE song. Halifax plays it so much, Martha and The Muffins are probably retiring on the royalties they get from NS alone. Martha, if you're reading this, just know—I fucking hate you. You're only getting airtime because you're Canadian and we have to play Canadian music. Otherwise, most of the world doesn't (and shouldn't) know you exist, and I envy them. -Another Canadian Musician

You paint a nice picture, doll, ya really do. But I see you as clear as day, and no amount of pet names (which, btw, are fucking annoying) will make me see you as anything less than a narcissistic, cheating scumbag. I hope she finds everything out. I want to see you crash and burn. Don't worry, though. Your dirty little secrets are safe with me. For now. -How's that for Dark Matter?

You know who sucks? People who think they are better than others because of what they wear on their legs or their preference in delicious tortilla chips. Worry about yourself first, what's that mirror saying today? -The Man Of Many Names

This, when you first look at the title, would think to believe it is yet another bitch about a certain local north end clothing shop. Said clothing shop just received some bad feedback from a woman which spread like wildfire across the inter-web (of course as it does). One would think I would be bitching about said store, but rather I feel the need to bitch about that customer.

I've worked in the customer service industry for almost 10, long, ass-straining years (mostly in coffee shops), and I understand that the owner couldn't accommodate to your needs, in her personally run store. That is life. I'm sure it had nothing to do with you personally, but merely that is just the way she wants to run her store. I, myself am a plus-size figure and that is probably my number one favourite place to shop! I always find the best clothing—and feel that whatever I buy are one-of-a kind pieces. No, I am not going to stop ever shopping there. The woman who runs it is such a delight to interact with, and always looking to help. I'm sorry your experience wasn't as delightful, and I'm sure she is just as sorry as I am.

What I feel the need to bitch about (ironically) is how the local community is handling this entire situation. I'm astonished at some of the things I read on the facebook page! Wow. I never knew Halifax could be so heartless? And so easy to rip someone to shreds because of a story they read? Come on, get your shit together people! Are you really that willing to expose so much hatred about someone you might not even know? "What horrible karma has come to you, for being such an unkind person." That is terrible. Shame on you, people. This, is what deeply saddens me. Don't sink to that level. Although, kinda ironic I'm writing a bitch about a bitch about a bitch?
-Come On Really?