Hey water commision guy! what gives you the right to holler a comment out of your free drive home to a gal in a dress who otherwise looks somewhat presentable when not enduring the best day turned upsidedown wrong balling my eyes out with already a skin condition. You are a dick and I wish nothing bad upon anyone but I hope someone calls you out for appearances you can't control and tops a shitpile of a day as you did mine. Think twice muckety muck. —one upset gal before this dick even

Last night after hemming and hawing over whatvto do for supper my other half and I ordered pizza from one of my favorite pizza places. It had been awhile because last time we ordered it took well over an hour to arrive. Last night we waited almost two hours for two pizzas a taco abd a donair. What the fuck. One pizza was burnt and the other was undercooked. The taco was good but tasted like BBQ sauce which was weird. Top it off this morning the four of us are fighting for the toilet. Trying to hurry up violent agonizing diarrhea while my children and fiancé are banging on the door in equal agony is not his I wanted to spend my morning. Can't wait to wash all the sharted in undies tonight. —Should've ordered Chinese

my buddys and i have a band with a few shows coming up. we ordered some posters and a bunch of almost postcard things. we pre payed the company we found online and gave them all the art that we all made together. we get it all back first yestreday morning which when it was supposed to be ready in the afternoon. Thats so greet to get them early and start passing around. well the dumb idiots put live instead of Live which is not we payed for at all. they refuse to refund the money and even give a disount. heres a fucking example of your stupidity- Misfits live or misfits Live. which one says they breath and which says their playing tonight? —fed up and broke

I've been trying to solve the same problem for more then a few years now. When people are always asking me "how many Princesses are there?" I always thought I had the answer, Seven. Snow White (who has other issues besides my Princess list, like in the book she's twelve and in the movie she's 14), Cinderella, Aurora, Ariele, Belle, Tiana and Jasmine. But now its plus two, Merida and Rapunzel. Here comes the confusing part, what about Pocahontas and Mulan. They're both princesses, well that is according to the internet standards of little girls. I now hope to prove that they're not and my original claim of seven (plus two) is in fact true. Pocahontas is supposedly the only princess thats based on a real person. That in itself is a blatent lie. I recently saw Maleficent and thats based on a true story. So if Pocahontas is a princess thats based on a true story then so is Maleficent- and I truly can't accept that Maleficent could ever be a princess. Next we have Mulan and we all know that she's a joke. Sure the movie was good and all but she was not noble born, she holds no noble titles and only earned the title of Imperial Counsel. Good job on that because the writers could have given her any damn title they wanted. So yup, not a princess. Now lets look at why Rapunzel deserves the title while the others don't. She was born a princess and will one day become Queen Regnant of Corona. Until then, she will be a princess and stay on the princess list in my heart. Now we have Merida and her red hair. Sure she's another new edition but she does have her place as a princess becasue she was born to King Fergus of DunBroch. So, like Rapunzel she is still currently a princess. Now I'd like to take a quick look at all the up and coming princesses the girls are always talking about. Alice never makes the list because she was simply a princess in the game "Kingdom Hearts". Next we have Eilonwy and I do sympathize with her cause because she is technically a Princess. A Princess that was forgotten due to the movies horrible failure. At age 12 she would have also been the youngest Princess because Snow White is a liar. Esmerelda doesn't even get an explanation because of her shady past. Giselle almost made the list, but her wonderful friend, Nancy, ended up marrying the prince. Kida is another one that should have been, but oh no, she doesn't have any musical numbers so she's easily forgotten. Oh, and she became a queen onscreen, so too bad. Now I'd like to end with Anna. I will amend my list of seven (plus two) and my opinions for her. She is the current Princess of Arendelle but no, she's still trapped on the "in-waiting" list that so many seem to focus on. So what are the official rules people wonder? Are you born into the title, do you marry the son of a King or a Reigning Prince, your title corresponds to an equivalent rank, do you need to have the primary role on the big screen, be human or closely human like or never appear in a sequel? —Nukka

So you accidentally got knocked up- congrats? You don't have a big enough place, and you and your boy-toy don't have real jobs. Good luck trying to raise that child. It'll probably end up as messed up and dysfunctional as you. Being preggers doesn't make you super woman. And it certainly doesn't make you any more likeable. But at least you're finally getting fat. —Bye Felicia

Hey butthole! You stole my fiancé's Sirius radio out of his car. He drives here 5 hours to see me whenever he can, and now he'll have to drive 5 hours without music because of your greedy sticky fingers.

Ps. You're an even bigger idiot because:

#1. You ripped the cable instead of unplugging it. You need that cable for the radio to even work.

#2. He had 2 GPS systems in his car that you missed.

#3. You also missed the very expensive Oackley sunglasses.

Needless to say, all of that is now in safe keeping. Which means it's not in the car. I guess it was his fault for leaving it there in the first place... But you're a giant turd for thinking you could just have it. Losers. —Siriusly Pissed

On Friday night, you walked by my friends and I as we tended to my very sick friend, in my arms, clearly in peril. You, leader of the pack, remarked “fun stuff” and laughed at all of our expenses with your equally despondent and insensitive friends. It was absolutely cruel, and as I balanced my friend on my knees trying to keep them out of danger, I responded with “I hope you never have to deal with something like this. That you have a beautiful life free of this kind of pain for you and your loved ones.” That situation was Hell on Earth. It was terrifying. It is burned into my eyelids every time I close them, but what I will remember most for the rest of my life is your lack of human decency. How do you walk by laughing at another human being's misfortune? I want you to read this, recognize yourself, and learn how to respect and think of others. You haunt me and you disgust me. —You said “you loved me” as a retort, but I am almost convinced you're incapable of that

Can I be mad that you didn’t wish me a “happy birthday” on Facebook? I mean, it doesn’t take long to type those two little words—which mean a lot. I see you writing it on everyone else’s Facebook wall, why not your girlfriend’s? —It's the little things

You are the very definition of a pretentious idiot. You go to NSCAD; you refuse to shave your armpits; you throw ‘isms around like they're going extinct. The worst part is how “unique” and “anti-conformist” you think you are being. It's been done a million times before you. There is nothing particularly special about your “rebellion.” Not only that, it's been done better. You are free to reject society all you want. You are free to think of yourself as a morally superior free spirit. You are even free to think that looking like you crawled out of a sewer-rat’s ass somehow makes you a warrior for social justice. But the rest of us are just as free to roll our eyes, yawn and wait patiently for you to shut up so we can induce vomit and eject the bullshit you are cramming down our throats. You are the worst type of person. —It's not us. It's you

To everyone who fucking farts disgusting cloudy farts at live shows, bars and any place where you're in a contained, hot crowd: Seriously go fuck yourself. It's really, supremely gross to be caught in someone's wet hot garbage ass with nowhere to go and everyone wondering who did it. Just take two minutes and go to the bathroom to shit yourself. It's so fucking impolite, you gross pigs. —Sick of smelling farts